As a man I am not sure if I should find this humorous or threatening?

One of the more eye opening things that I have learned while working predominantly with women over the years is that they re not even remotely as prudish or innocent about sex as they like to project.

Even in environments that you would think would be fairly asexual I have hard women talk about things that have made even somebody as jaded as myself blush a deep crimson.

In fact women may turn their nose up the very idea of porn as "degrading to women" and "disgusting," but if men ever took the opportunity to read some of the "romance novels" sold over the counter at Barnes and Noble, or even Wal-Mart stores, they would very likely be surprised by the inclusion of bondage, submission, and the flirtation with rape that is often a part of the storyline before the heroine is rescued by the bare chested, gainfully employed, and monogamy minded hero.

And just as women can feel threatened by their mate's sexual arousal at the sight of the gymnastic qualities of the silicone enhanced, overly peroxided bimbo making obviously exaggerated vocal responses to coitus, so too can men feel emasculated by the image of the always unbuttoned shirt of the pirate with the heart of gold just waiting for the right woman to tame his wicked ways and turn him into a 9 to 5 businessman forever in lust with his soul mate, and whose burly bronze chest will never grow moobs, and whose cheese grater like abdominals will never soften.

Hey whatever floats your boat I always say.