Here is what she said about her performance to Miami New Times:
Q: How do you mentally prepare yourself for a role like Sarah Palin?
LA: Well, when Hustler decided they were interested in doing this movie, the news leaked out so we only had about four days to prepare. I recorded the VP debate and watched it .
But [my performance] is not like how amazing it was with HBO's Game Change, where you really thought it was Palin half way through the movie, it was so good. Porn stars don't really prepare that way. I'm not really an actress. I'm just a mattress actress. I don't have an acting coach or days to prepare for my role or anything like that.
Q: Can you paint a picture of your performance as Sarah Palin this weekend so people have an idea what to expect?
LA: You're on stage with music playing really loud, you know what I'm saying? I do my show. It's a strip tease as Sarah Palin. At a strip club. It's pretty cut and dry.
I don't go out there and recite any dialogue. I don't act anything out. I don't have any major props. It's a traveling gig so you're pretty limited in what you can bring. You just kinda get naked. It's a strip club! Why is a woman sitting up there and doing anything else?
Well I also would not compare Lisa Ann's performance to Julianne Moore's amazing performance in "Game Change" either. However the fact that she says "I don't go out there and recite any dialogue. I don't act anything out" really does not seem that far removed from how Palin herself approaches HER appearances on Fox News. Of course we know that she often reads previously prepared answers off of a teleprompter, or writes crib notes on her hand, but one can hardly call that preparation.
Personally I think that Lisa Ann hit upon the quality that makes her the PERFECT choice to play the political pole dancing Sarah Palin, " I'm just a mattress actress."
Seriously, what more does one need?
Not that she doesn't have OTHER qualities. In fact THESE are qualities that Palin has been trying to fake for years.
John to Sarah at end of "Game Change".. "Sarah, you are now the leader of the party".
ReplyDeleteWas he talking about a Tupper ware party or a spouse swapping party?
And she effed THAT up all on her own, now didn't she? Yet she blames everyone else for her ineptitude.
DeleteWhat a terrific replacement. That is a good exit for the old sourpuss.
ReplyDeleteI bet it burns Sarah's bony butt to see how in that last photo, Lisa Ann bears more than a passing resemblance to Shailey Tripp.
ReplyDeleteNyah, I'm no $carah fan, and think her bony ass and face are pretty ugly, but unless you have a different picture of Shailey, sorry, I don't see it. The photos I've seen of Shailey have been of an Alaskan native looking, unsmiling and rather overweight not very pretty woman
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Now perhaps this is just an unflattering photo
With make-up on Shailey would look like that second photo.
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DeleteI thought Shay was East Indian. She has the Alaskan laid back demeanor. Not so tacky and atrocious as the Palins.
Proof, not assumptions please.
DeleteShay is not Alaskan Native, but she is "exoctic looking" and Todd's xJuicy girl...
DeleteIsn't Shailey actually of Indian heritage (I mean the country of India).
DeleteOK, back to the real question - the claim is Ms. Tripp resembles Shelly Ann. The photo I see blows that claim out of the water. Her genetic ethnicity is irrelevant. Someone post a pic, or link, current or past that shows Shailey Tripp resembles Shelly Ann.
DeleteGood grief, people. "link please"???
DeleteI didn't saying they are TWINS, I simply meant that Shailey also has dark hair, intense eyes, good bone structure, and a voluptuous figure.
By the way, if anyone notices photos of Shailey which can be termed as "unsmiling", I wouldn't be surprised if they were taken around the time she was having her life manipulated and ruined by Todd Palin and his endless cadre of pasty, horny "powerful people".
Lest anyone think I would defend Shailey at any cost- I am still upset about her treatment of supporters when she shut down her blog and I am horrified she hasn't produced so much of the evidence she promised to make public.
However, calling her unsmiling and overweight is rude and oversimplified. She is not overweight; simply healthy and curvy- nothing to be ashamed of. As for unsmiling, see above.
And what the hell is with using "native" like it's a dirty word?
Right, Nyah! "clients" go to "professionals" to get what they're not getting at home, someone who speaks in complete sentences, listens to his "concerns", tends to his fantasy, has some feminine curves, then sends him home to "skeletor" with his junk in a zip lock bag.
DeleteLet me see, mattress actresses typically have four days to prepare for a role?
ReplyDeleteLike when Bristol got a as equally an inexplicable invitation to appear on the Secret Life of the American Teenager (made about as much sense as John McCain picking Mama Grizzly Sarah) and mumbled her lines with no acting classes, no rehearsals, no effort whatsoever (and it showed.)
So it stands to reason, Bristol is a Mattress Actress, she's only famous for getting pregnant under conservative values.
One of Sarah's mannish woman photo's.
ReplyDeleteBig man hands, square jaw (made of glass) jutting out with boredom and self-importance.
Sarah, with her perverse sense of humor, always jokes about stripper poles instead of polls, plays with her tongue (the way a teen boy plays pocket pool with his junk in public) and not to be outdone by her baby grizzly, attempted this gem:
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The only way she'll ever see a crowd like the ones she got drunk off of on the rope lines on the campaign trail in 2008 - is to pull a Lisa Ann act off in a strip club. But judging from the .gif above, the crowd would be hard pressed to display excitement.
OMG! Hilarius pics!
DeleteBaldy is so damn skinny yet look at that "bat wing" shakin'!
And Barstool...no words for her. Well one. SLUT.
She looks horrid. Words. Fail. Me.
Oh how I love me some Lisa Ann. Sarah Palin could only wish she had the persona of a Lisa Ann. (...and body too)
ReplyDeleteSilicone is not sexy, it is ugly.
ReplyDeleteI agree; too bad $carah didn't realize that BEFORE she got the Belmonts - real or fake.
DeleteI don't like the botox either. It is no friend of an old girl like Sarah Palin. Good thing she will be out of the news and she can keep her work up with out everyone seeing every little thing. Botox fugly.
DeleteSarah will not be at convention .. so sad .. LMFAO
ReplyDeleteWill Chuck, Sally and Levi have front row seats this time? Or will they not go either?
So, can we expect Sarah to remain in her tower by the dead lake conjuring up a hurricane to ruin the GOP Convention? I can't help picturing something right out of a Grimm fairy tale: Sarah the evil queen putting a spell on anyone younger and prettier. "I'll get you, my pretty!" referring to Paul Ryan as she gazes into her crystal ball. (Okay, I got my fairy tales mixed up a little there, but you get the picture.)
ReplyDeleteFunny as your pot is, the Pee'ers are trying to link the name of the hurricane (Issac) with the biblical maternal relationship Sarah/Isaac. It's a hurricane, folks, simple physics. It's a random name folks, beginning with the letter I. Give it up before you win the Pat Robertson award.
DeleteThough it is funny as hell to watch how the TeaTHUGS will try to spin it.
Interesting you mention "physics" as the storm shares a name with a much more worthwhile figure (and physicist): Isaac Newton.
DeleteSarah will make a lot of money in Tampa next week.
ReplyDeleteShe is offering paid tours to the GOP's most holy site. No, not to Lourdes, France. Her tours will be to the grave site of Terri Schiavo.
Rick Santorum helped turn the Schiavo tragedy into a national morality play, with himself and a few others self-cast as its heroes. He even went so far as to visit Schiavo’s bedside in Florida, proclaiming that her mental state was “close to equivalent of someone with the disease cerebral palsy.”
Paul Ryan called Schiavo "a healthy, disabled woman without a living will and with a serious dispute between her parents and her husband." She is not terminally ill, he said. She is not in a coma, she is healthy and does not need machines to keep her alive,"
President Bush broke off his vacation in Texas to fly back to Washington to sign the “Save Terri” bill into law.
And people still vote for these GOP assholes.....
Do you think "Dancing with the Has Beens!?!!" will take Scarah in now?
ReplyDeletea better comparison would be to show Scary when she is wearing the 'girls', her miniskirts and hooker shoes. She TRIES really hard to achieve the stripper look, but fails.
ReplyDeleteEven better, post a picture of her painted chest with the pancake boobs that hang to her waist.
Tampa Police Cracking Down On Prostitution As Sex-Crazed Republicans Come To Town
ReplyDelete"Tampa's strip club industry is preparing for a cash-making bonanza next week as tens of thousands of Republicans come to town to blather on about family values all day before hitting Ybor City at night to get hammered and ogle some T&A. But Tampa police are drawing a line in the sand: GOP delegates will have to look elsewhere (Bradenton?) for their hookers.
The police force arrested 16 would-be prostitutes at strip clubs around town yesterday after getting word that ladies of the night may be descending on Tampa Bay for the Republican National Convention."
The cops know the reputation of the Thugs -- Sex Crazed!! They've even arrested a 61 year old dancer "on charges of offering to commit prostitution." Makes sense as that's about the speed of many of the Bagger geezers!!!
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/08/tampa_police_cracking_down_on.php
They always make a show of enforcing the law. Believe me, businesses like with a Todd Palin can operate without any problems. Remember the Anchorage PD.
DeleteI think Palin is trying to throw everyone off as she's not one to 'avoid' the attention she would get. She'll be there.
ReplyDeleteWatching this link from Channel 5 Tampa, of a Strip Club owner who has had some of his 'workers' arrested but of course they don't allow prostitution in the club (and I'm Mother Theresa!!!). On quick glance, I thought Tank had taken up his 'true profession' in Tampa!!!
http://www.ksdk.com/rss/article/333939/18/Tampa-cracking-down-on-prostitution-before-RNC
Other than Ron Paul delegates who are on an important mission, any Repub that goes to Tampa and doesn't stop in and at least get a pic made with Ms Lisa Ann is an idiot and has wasted their whole trip. This convention is going to be a snoozer unless the Tea Party shows up and raises some hell.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading a couple of interviews with Lisa Ann, I am much more impressed with her intelligence, humility and self-awareness than her doppelgänger, the Tundra Turd has ever displayed. Plus, Lisa Ann has a sense of humor and smiles a lot. Finally, she has a little "meat on her ass", something the quitter has ever had, even before she starved her way down to an emaciated bag of bones.
Can't wait to see Lisa in Tampa!
Pokey
http://www.tinyurl.com/TampaBayTimes-Aug24
That was a really good interview, by Lisa aka Serra Paylin!
DeleteMuch better than the "Rill dill"!
Get that she works out every day...the paylins haven't worked out in years....
their workouts are photo shoots and meth.
Sarah is not pretty, with her square masculine jaw. I don't call that look pretty on a woman.
ReplyDeleteThe convention is just about to start and two things have overshadowed Sarah: 1) A hurricane and 2) a stripper.
ReplyDeleteEveryone, even the GOP, can see the stripper is more articulate and more authentic than Sarah.
So is the hurricane.
DeletePoor Sarah. Bless her heart.
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there. Good one!
DeleteFood for Thought: I wonder why Fox didn't give their star celebrity political commentator a ring side seat at the convention. She would have been able to describe it from the insider's point of view, seeing as she was on that stage just four years ago. Various sports events have former athletes describing the ins and outs of that sport.
ReplyDeleteOh, could it be that when Sarah speaks, it is so garbled that no one knows what she is saying? It might also be the fact that Sarah has not gotten rid of the anger that she has at losing four years ago. And, Sarah IS a reminder of picking a VP candidate who looks good and lacks substance.
It's not too late to put the bony butt screecher on the floor with the delegates with a microphone in hand and a camera guy following her. But I don't think Roger Ailes trusts her enough to feel confident that she wouldn't create a scene and embarrass the GOP. Ailes is more of a company man for the GOP than he is a fan of Sarah's by a wide margin. She would definitely draw some eyeballs, but she doesn't have the poise to pull that off.
DeleteLisa is the "rill dill" unlike bless her serpent's heart Sarah.
ReplyDeleteOr is that a "rill drill?"
Delete"However the fact that she says "I don't go out there and recite any dialogue. I don't act anything out" really does not seem that far removed from how Palin herself approaches HER appearances on Fox News."
ReplyDeleteAll right, Gryphen, that's just mean!!
Good job.
I'm befuddled. Sarah WAS offered a prime time RNC 'speakership' slot. Before there was all the hoopla over 'will she or won't she' be invited, she specifically told one of the Fox News hosts that she would attend the convention. Any insights?
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Guess they didn't offer up her 'speakers fee'!!! She was expected to speak for free. 'FREE' is not a word her pocketbook recognizes.
DeleteShe was probably threatened by the Romney team to stay away or they will release all her secrets. Some of which could cause her to go to jail where she belongs.
DeleteJust because someone said so, doesn't mean it actually happened! Remember, Levin's got a huge jones for her. BLEAH!
DeleteHere's Sarah on Super Tuesday saying she would be at the RNC convention.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4v1NIOyc9o
Then SarahPAC rented the mall space. Now she has to stay in AK?
Take me to the convention...
ReplyDeleteTake me to it oh please..
My alter ego Lisa Ann
Will be doing her best strip tease..
She will strip, strip, strip for the old guys
She'll have them shooting their wad
For it's one, two, three, ogle her bod
But not you Todd!
I will never understand why women, or men for that matter disfigure their bodies to appeal to someone else's fantasy. Whether it is fake chins, cheeks, boobs, tattoos, noses, etc. It speaks to me of low self-esteem, and a hatred of self. All of the pictures displayed above, are perfect examples of this point. Don't even get me started on Bristol.
ReplyDeleteI love how Lisa mentions, in passing, "no props".
ReplyDeleteShe must have seen all the various iterations of the screech over the past four years. No Trig, No Wig, No palm prompter, no belmont babes and no brain.
A quick question for the men out there: {no cheating and scrolling up),
What color eyes does the woman in the last photo have?
WTF is going on with Sarah Palin's jawline? Has it always been that masculine looking?
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