mentioned before Lisa Ann, the porn star who "performed" as Palin in those "Who's Nalin' Paylin?" movies, and has reprised that role in strip clubs all across the country, WILL be making an appearance in Tampa during the GOP convention. Much to the delight of many a horny, middle aged Republican no doubt.
Here is what she said about her performance to Miami New Times:
Q: How do you mentally prepare yourself for a role like Sarah Palin?
LA: Well, when Hustler decided they were interested in doing this movie, the news leaked out so we only had about four days to prepare. I recorded the VP debate and watched it .
But [my performance] is not like how amazing it was with HBO's Game Change, where you really thought it was Palin half way through the movie, it was so good. Porn stars don't really prepare that way. I'm not really an actress. I'm just a mattress actress. I don't have an acting coach or days to prepare for my role or anything like that.
Q: Can you paint a picture of your performance as Sarah Palin this weekend so people have an idea what to expect?
LA: You're on stage with music playing really loud, you know what I'm saying? I do my show. It's a strip tease as Sarah Palin. At a strip club. It's pretty cut and dry.
I don't go out there and recite any dialogue. I don't act anything out. I don't have any major props. It's a traveling gig so you're pretty limited in what you can bring. You just kinda get naked. It's a strip club! Why is a woman sitting up there and doing anything else?
Well I also would not compare Lisa Ann's performance to Julianne Moore's amazing performance in "Game Change" either. However the fact that she says "I don't go out there and recite any dialogue. I don't act anything out" really does not seem that far removed from how Palin herself approaches HER appearances on Fox News. Of course we know that she often reads previously prepared answers off of a teleprompter, or writes crib notes on her hand, but one can hardly call that preparation.
Personally I think that Lisa Ann hit upon the quality that makes her the PERFECT choice to play the political pole dancing Sarah Palin, " I'm just a mattress actress."
Seriously, what more does one need?
Not that she doesn't have OTHER qualities. In fact THESE are qualities that Palin has been trying to fake for years.