You guys remember that such a thing as SarahNET radio exists right?
Essentially this dude, Kevin Sholla, interviews people tenuously attached to Sarah Palin from his mother's basement, while touching himself and thinking naughty thoughts about the Lunatic from Lake Lucille.
Well since the Palins have tumbled into virtual obscurity, they have become almost as desperate for publicity as this guy is to actually talk to a REAL Palin. THIS has resulted in his recent "hard hitting" verbal handjob with Todd Palin, and now he has managed to actually interview a Palin with girl parts. (Well slightly more girly parts than the Toad anyhow.)
So from now on, once a week, this sweaty guy will get to interview the family Mensa member Bristol Palin.
This show will be called, wait for it, "Breaking with Bristol." I know right?
Anyhow the first, initial, installment of this soft core, hillbilly phone porn is down below.
In this interview we learn that Bristol's favorite word is "awesome," That she is glad to have the footage from "Life's a Tripp" to show to Tripp one day. (Because every kid wants to see himself saying the word "faggot" on national television.) That she is still taking FULL credit for the work that Nancy French puts in on her blog. And that she has now essentially morphed into a younger sluttier clone of her mooseshit spewing mother.
Personally I could only listen to this in three minute increments at a time. This guy is kissing Bristol's ass so hard I have little doubt he is bruising her internal organs, and her giggly inarticulate answers are beyond mind numbing.
However it IS a good indication of just how far the Palins have fallen. From receiving international exposure for every monosyllabic morsel of stupid that fell out of their mouths, to being interviewed by a ham radio geek with one hand down his pants.
Can everybody say "Kismet?"