Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Breaking it with Bristol! Yes it 's just as stupid as it sounds.

You guys remember that such a thing as SarahNET radio exists right?

Essentially this dude, Kevin Sholla, interviews people tenuously attached to Sarah Palin from his mother's basement, while touching himself and thinking naughty thoughts about the Lunatic from Lake Lucille.

Well since the Palins have tumbled into virtual obscurity, they have become almost as desperate for publicity as this guy is to actually talk to a REAL Palin.  THIS has resulted in his recent "hard hitting" verbal handjob with Todd Palin, and now he has managed to actually interview a Palin with girl parts. (Well slightly more girly parts than the Toad anyhow.)

So from now on, once a week, this sweaty guy will get to interview the family Mensa member Bristol Palin.
(I know you can almost hear your brain cells screaming in fear can't you?)

This show will be called, wait for it, "Breaking with Bristol." I know right?

Anyhow the first, initial, installment of this soft core, hillbilly phone porn is down below.

In this interview we learn that Bristol's favorite word is "awesome," That she is glad to have the footage from "Life's a Tripp" to show to Tripp one day. (Because every kid wants to see himself saying the word "faggot" on national television.) That she is still taking FULL credit for the work that Nancy French puts in on her blog. And that she has now essentially morphed into a younger sluttier clone of her mooseshit spewing mother.

Personally I could only listen to this in three minute increments at a time. This guy is kissing Bristol's ass so hard I have little doubt he is bruising her internal organs, and her giggly inarticulate answers are beyond mind numbing.

However it IS a good indication of just how far the Palins have fallen. From receiving international exposure for every monosyllabic morsel of stupid that fell out of their mouths, to being interviewed by a ham radio geek with one hand down his pants.

Can everybody say "Kismet?"

177 comments:

  1. G has outdid hisself with this post. The only appropriate word? AWESOME ! !

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    1. Anonymous11:09 AM

      How much is Bristol the Pistol getting paid for each awesome appearance?

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  2. Anonymous9:36 AM

    Why does Tri-PP look so angry? Looks like he's getting Bristol's signature gut. Poor kid. Hope he gets help soon.

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    1. Anonymous10:11 AM

      The body language and look in Tripp's eyes say everything.

      Compare this photo to the most recent photos Levi has posted on his blog of the two of them together. Tripp's smile was so natural, his body was at ease and his eyes so bright and full of life, as a child should be.

      Send him home to his daddy, bp.

      Spend the rest of your young life pursuing your dreams of glamour and fame....we don't care. You, absolutely, deserve it.

      Just free Tripp to be a carefree child surrounded by people who love him, want the very best for him and can provide a stable environment.

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    2. Anonymous11:20 AM

      Look at the size of Tripp's hands!! Much, much bigger than any 3 1/2 year old I have ever seen.

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    3. Anonymous1:10 PM

      Look at the size of Brisdull's CHIN - it's almost poking the kid in the face. OUCH!

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    4. AND he doesn’t come from big people; Track excluded for obvious reasons. How old was Bristol when he was born; fifteen max? Levi claims him. It may be a lot like QE II; “Harry is my grandson, goddamnit, don’t you DARE raise the question.”

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  3. Anonymous9:36 AM

    WHERE'S TRI-G????

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  4. Anonymous9:37 AM

    Why did Bristol name her son after Todd's prostitute Shailey Tripp?

    That's weird.

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  5. Anonymous9:38 AM

    I wonder if Bristol knows how stoopid she looks in those glasses. Her chin is totes reedic btdubs.

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  6. Anonymous9:41 AM

    Hahaha we own the palins. We sent them to obscurity. Good job guys. They're our puppets. Next mission: get those children removed from the compound by CPS. Which children? Any of'em, all of 'em.

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  7. Anonymous9:41 AM

    "Well since the Palins have tumbled into virtual obscurity"

    I was wondering what happened to Sarah Palin's melon head daughters? Which one? They all have Sarah's big head and bulbous forehead.

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    1. Anonymous10:02 AM

      Now that you mentioned it, is Bristol's forehead getting bigger or is her hair line receding like her mother's?

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  8. Anonymous9:42 AM

    OMG...brisdull is(and I know it is hard to fathom) even more stupid than $arah.These people give white trailer trash a bad name. How sad to be so unaware of how Stupid you appear to other people.

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  9. Anonymous9:43 AM

    Are you even aware the the only reason Bristol even took the spotlight in 2010 was because you were obsessing over her every move? She literally spent the first full year after the election living privately, not even traveling, and working at the job she still holds. Yet even then YOU wouldn't let her live privately.

    So yes, Gryphen, I'd say she does deserve these few opportunities she's ben offered. But at the end of it all, after each day, the only thing that matters to her is her happy and loving son and family. THAT is the only obvious thing I can see.

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    1. Anonymous10:18 AM

      Live her life privately? What freaking planet do you live on Kristy? Jesus, you are just as pathetic as the rest of Palins.

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    2. Olivia10:18 AM

      REALLY??!! Are you saying Gryphen had remote control of Bristol for a whole year?

      EVERYTHING she did in 2010 was because of Gryphen!!! AWESOME!!! Double AWESOME!

      I don't understand why anyone would do that, though. Was she trying to get his attention, in a mad crush kind of way? Or was she just angling for more attention and she was just using him to get worldwide fame?

      I guess all the stories are true, she is borderline mentally retarded.

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    3. Cut and paste much? Just phoning it in now?

      "People obsess over me so I have no choice but to elbow my way in front of every microphone and camera I can find."

      You are a moron. Like Bristol.

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    4. If they wanted to keep a low profile, explain them copyrighting their names; swollen heads on anorexic bodies.

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    5. Anonymous10:47 AM

      Bristol deserves diddly squat. She hasn't WORKED for or at anything. She's an opportunist who is riding on mommy's coat tails.

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    6. Sally in MI11:34 AM

      What 'job she still holds?' The only thing she has done consistently since 2009 is pose for magazine covers, pretend she's abstinent for money, use her son to make money, and pretend she has some talent at something, anything. She was never quiet and living her life out of the spotlight, or have you forgotten the three mag covers announcing her 'graduation,' her 're-engagement to Levi,' and then her and Tripp 'going it alone?' Yeah, that's what every normal 19 year old does. And the first job she had was in Anchorage, at the dermatologist's, which she quit to move to LA and dance. Then she dragged Tripp to Arizona, but didn;t like the heat after she did, then back to Alaska for Mommy' show (gotta get those tax credits) and back to LA for the Masseys/er her OWN show, then back to her beloved Alaska to whine about being bored, and now back to LA again. Poor kid. And if she still has that dermo job, they have one good vacation policy for part-timers. Plus I thought she was taking care of the boys while Mommy and Daddy were doing their Hollywood crap this summer?

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    7. Anonymous11:42 AM

      Living privately - hello - Vogue magazine and People cover? AND going on Greta van Fooface? When one wants to live privately, one learns to say No comment, and walk away.

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    8. Anonymous12:19 PM

      9:43AM=Proof we are the Palins' puppet masters from a Palin herself. I knew it but thanks for confirming to everyone else. Win!

      PS- Get a job Bristroll!

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    9. Anonymous12:40 PM

      Bristol gyrating all over the floor on national television belies the claim that she wanted to live her live "privately." How many other daughters of vice presidential candidates have behaved the way Bristol has?
      Beaglemom

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    10. Anonymous12:44 PM

      ROFL!!!!!

      Whoever you are, you are off your rocker

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    11. Anonymous12:47 PM

      You truly adore Bristol, don't you? To the point of obsession. I wonder what that is about?
      Have you discussed it with your shrink?

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    12. Anonymous1:02 PM

      You really need to get a grip on reality before it totally eludes you. Bristol Palin hasn’t held a real job since the barista job in Anchorage when she was pregnant.

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    13. Anita Winecooler7:52 PM

      She "literally" lived her life in private the first year? Are you saying Tripp was a year old on Matt Lauer? Greta Van Sustern's interview?

      Thanks for the confirmation. Literally.

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  10. Anonymous9:45 AM

    Sarah the fame junkie is going through withdrawals and so has to send her daughter out to hustle for whatever she can get.

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  11. Anonymous9:45 AM

    Bristol is one dumb girl.

    If she was smart, she would skip trying to give interviews.

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    1. Anonymous10:23 AM

      BINGO! But that's too easy a solution...

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  12. Anonymous9:49 AM

    This is identical to back in the day of Sarah being Governor. People wondered why so much attention was paid by Adn and radio jocks to her family when there's no difference between family involvement in campaigns than ANY OTHER local political family in the country (this is ironic considering by 2010, many Alaskans had never met a Palin of knew her kids names). In every town I've lived in, a candidates family is usually in ads and with them in support. So it boggles the mind why people obsess over these normal people. I mean, theres not even anything different about them. The kids are no different than a typical teen/kid, and the famiy's no different from other families where both parents work. Though maybe people kept hearing Sarah and Todd say they're not conventional and think "wow, they're fascinating."

    But who knows. I will never understand by people write unauthorized bios about anyone and I will never understand why people care about seeing pics of Reese Witherspoon buying ice cream with her kids or where Angelina Jolie and Brad last had sex.

    Those are their lives. The only person who is capable and appropriate for telling those stories are the people who physically live them in their own shoes.

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    1. Anonymous10:32 AM

      Is Bristol "the old women in the shoe".. physically living them in their own shoes???

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    2. Anonymous10:45 AM

      O please..... I have no idea if my Gov has children or if the former Gov had children. I have zero idea if my senators have kids. THEY do not feel the need to parade their family members across the stage or bring them to work or meetings.

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    3. Anonymous10:49 AM

      Then these mature and private people should not write books about themselves, star in reality tv shows about themselves, sell their stories to gossip magazines, and jump at every opportunity to appear before a camera.

      Most politicians' families stay out of the limelight, continue with their education or work, and let the attention focus on the candidate.

      Once the candidate loses or quits, the family no longer begs to be noticed.

      Palins: we can say whatever we want to, because you've continually made yourself public spectacles. You don't know the meaning of the word "private."

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    4. Oh honey, the trailer trash Palins are *not* in the same league as Reese Witherspoon or Pitt/Jolie. Silly! Think more like, oh, maybe Honey Boo Boo, although at least her family knows they are trash.

      "So it boggles the mind why people obsess over these normal people. I mean, theres not even anything different about them. The kids are no different than a typical teen/kid, and the famiy's no different from other families where both parents work."

      Oh honey, the kids are very different from typical teens, what with being delinquent dropouts and foul-mouthed little gutterballs. And excuse me, but many families have working parents, who are far classier than the trashy, ignorant, fame whore Palins.

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    5. Anonymous11:27 AM

      Where do you live to consider the Palins "normal people"?? How many families do you know with teen daughters giving birth, writing memoirs, getting reality shows? Stop writing this crap, we all know better.

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    6. AKRNHSNC11:41 AM

      Why is it we don't hear about each of the Romney boys and all their kids? Or know each of their wives' names? We don't know much at all about Jana Ryan or her children. You'd have to search for articles about them. Yet, Sarah Palin pushed her family front & center, looking for reality show deals, speeches (LOL, what a joke) for Bristol to try to give about being a "poor, single Mom" and she's even tried to make Todd a star. They are cashing in as much as possible yet nobody wants to hear from them anymore. Too bad Palin wasn't the classy Governor she thought she was. If she had been a decent Mother she never would have accepted the offer to be V.P. knowing it would put her daughter in the public spotlight when she was 16 and pregnant! She's a bitch who only cares about her own publicity.

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    7. Anonymous11:58 AM

      I've never, in all my years in Alaska, seen Sean Parnell's children, and he was Palin's Lt. Gov and now has been Gov for nearly a full term. Never once on the campaign trail and only very rarely at events has he ever marched out his kids.

      Not only did Palin surround herself with her children at state functions and events inappropriate for children and teens, she charged our State for their travel hoping no one would notice! Well, we did notice and she paid us back for the illegal travel expenses.

      There is something pathological about her need to always have one of her children with her. Never a nanny? Instead she trotted those little bored children around this state for a few years on our dime!

      So, to sum it up, Palin has been throwing those kids in the spotlight since the beginning of her political career. It was inappropriate, but because of it now they are addicted to the limelight, except for their son Track; he seems to shy away from the spotlight, perhaps the rest of them embarrass him.

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    8. Anonymous12:47 PM

      For eight years Jennifer Granholm was governor of Michigan, during very troubled times. She and her husband, who did whatever kind of work he did, managed to raise three (I think only three) lovely children - now all in, soon to be in or graduated from college. We saw the whole family, plus the family dog, only on the annual Christmas photos. Their lives were kept private and they behaved like normal teenagers - no excessive drama like teenaged pregnancy, messing with school buses, drinking and breaking into empty houses, etc. The public should not be blamed for the messed up lives of Sarah Palin's children. The responsibility lies with Sarah and Todd and with the children themselves.

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    9. Anonymous12:48 PM

      Hahahahshahahahahahaha!!!!!

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    10. Anonymous4:28 PM

      That is an interesting point. Palin did trot her children out through her whole political career in Alaska. What would make a mother do this? Any sane person would find their children are at the mercy of the public in this sphere. Politics are divisive no matter how you cut it. Why would a parent wish to create this chaos around their children? There is only one reason: Sarah Palin is an insensitive and derelict parent who is so self-centered she couldn’t see how this would affect her children. The proof is in the pudding. The family is truly twisted.

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    11. Anonymous4:38 PM

      I live in Alaska and in my town candidates do not haul out their children as props for anything. Families are off limits. Sarah Palin is unusual in this regard. Be honest. Comments from past governors show they were shocked to see Palin charged the state to haul her kids around to her workplaces. She had a job she was not qualified for and obviously did not understand. Children are not props or accessories. Palin never considered how disengaged she looked while attempting to act like she was parenting while on the job. For women who work hard for their positions and understand their job responsibilities Palin looked like she was uninformed and felt entitled.

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  13. Anonymous9:52 AM

    Oh! I thought it was "Breaking UP with Bristol"- interviews with all the guys she slept with. That would at least guarantee a slew of guests.

    Dave
    Texas

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    1. Anonymous11:29 AM

      I think there are several of these guys who do not want it known they slept with Bristles! They might end up paying child support. She was just the "go to girl" when the other girls were saying "No".

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  14. Anonymous9:52 AM

    It looks like Bristol has loaned her "girls" to her mother. You talk about a family of shape shifters... from 2008 convention boobs to almost pancakes.

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    1. Anonymous10:13 AM

      "Mom can you send me your Belmont Girls before DWTS All Stars starts taping?"

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  15. Anonymous9:53 AM

    Was Bristol dropped on her head when she was an infant?

    It may explain why she is so stupid.

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  16. Anonymous9:54 AM

    Is Bristol trying to be Mini Me Sarah? Look at the guy in the background, no sunglasses. Look at Tripp, no sunglasses. Just like Sarah, Bristol is the only one in the picture with oversize sunglasses. Bristol must think that she is a star or something.

    Star of a failed reality show, author of a failed book, failed motivational speaker, failed mother who raised a homophobic kid and didn't Bristol have some failed company in the beginning... "Bristol Palin has formed BSMP, LLC to provide lobbying, public relations, and political consulting services."

    What has Bristol Palin done in her life besides successfully breeding babies? Bristol can't even maintain a relationship with the opposite sex.

    Bristol failed with Levi twice, Ben, Kyle, Gino and anybody else she slept with.

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    1. Anonymous11:30 AM

      Also Dylan Kolvig also, too.

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    2. Anonymous12:39 PM

      That might explain the long face.....oh wait. Never mind.

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    3. Anonymous5:28 PM

      I hope Bristol has a drain plug, she should almost be filled by now with man juice.

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  17. Anonymous9:57 AM

    Hey BrisCHIN, how old is that Homophobic-In-Training Boy? He should have started 1ST Grade by now. Why do
    you and your Wasillabilly Family LIE about his BIRTHDATE? Has your PIMP DADDY resumed running his Prostitution Ring with Sarah as his only 'HO'? Is Dr. CBJ still in hiding for the Fake Pregnancy Hoax that she helped Sarah Palin to foist upon the U.S.A.?
    Has Schaeffer Cox 'SPILLED' the Beans on Sarah and Todd's A.I.P. Connections? Has SARAHPAC fallen into Oblivion and stopped financing YOU GRIFTERS? It must SUCK to be a Palin right now.

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  18. Anonymous9:58 AM

    Ewww! Look at Bristol's neck. It's starting to look like her mother's veiny neck. It won't be too long before Bristol gets that Sarah Palin loose turkey waddle neck. Then Bristol will have to take Tripp's Life's A Tripp money and get her neck tightened up weekly like Sarah does.

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  19. Anonymous10:00 AM

    People are fascinated by her (haters and fans alike) because she weathered a Pres campaign as a pregnant teen and came out stronger with a better, mor realistic lease on life. She weathered dating a cheater who behaved in the exact opposite of a father should behave and came out stronger. She has a lovely son who, despite being all boy, is a smart, loving, and protective little man who has more adventures than the average human an adapts well to life and people. She hasnt let liars or trashtalkers bring her down and knows whats real at the end of the day.

    Or she, like everyone, just appeals to people. We all have met people who attach themselves to us. I know I have in my 37 years. It's something one can't explain and something not to mock.

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    1. Anonymous10:22 AM

      Oh my God. Really? Protective little man? Whoa, you need to get some help stat. BTW, the Palins are the "liars" and "trashtalkers", we just respond to their ignorance and hate.

      I would hate to see what attaches to you.

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    2. Anonymous10:26 AM

      Hi Brisdull. Where's Tripp's birth certificate?

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    3. Anonymous10:00 AM

      LMAO! Go ahead Krusty...nobody is mad atcha' for shaving ten years off your age...you're still batshit crazy though! LOL!

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    4. Anonymous10:48 AM

      I think the word you meant was "repulsed" NOT fascinated.

      As for the rest of your idolic prose of Bristol, give it up. She's still not gonna bang you.

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    5. Durham11:06 AM

      Gina, have you been to the asylum lately and noticed some have begun asking where Sarah is. Some have mentioned there might be a conspiracy that is keeping Sarah from commenting and being more out in the public. Others have just questioned why she's not campaigning for the candidates she supports or doing "real" interviews on Fox. The patients are becoming inpatient. She is probably at home in the fetal position and about to be hospitalized for "exhaustion".

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    6. Anonymous11:23 AM

      >>She is probably at home in the fetal position and about to be hospitalized for "exhaustion".

      When she 'disappears' like this it usually means she's having some sort of plastic surgery and she needs time to heal. She's done this before and we'll see again if it happens.

      When she starts looking like this, she's over.

      http://austinisafecker.wordpress.com/2012/09/07/sarah-palin-diminished-and-demented/

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    7. Anonymous11:28 AM

      37? Hahahahahaha.

      I doubt anyone has "attached" themselves to you. It looks like that's a one way street. Who was it before Sarah and Bristol? Hillary Clinton? Was is Angelina Jolie before that?

      Celebrity Worship Syndrome 101

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    8. Durham11:06 AM

      Baldy had RAM cough up a FB post today about 9/11 and the patients jumped on it like it was the holy grail!

      And as far as Baldy being in the "fetal position"...she must have gotten hungry because Syrin posted a picture of Baldy (wearing those nasty looking b-ball shorts!) with one of the Trig's at the grocery store the other day and Krusty almost broke her fingers writing various stupid comments in her defense! LOL!!

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    9. Anonymous11:49 AM

      So Bitchtol is sorta like a barnacle on your ass, huh? Try some hydrochloric acid - that usually gets them to release.

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    10. Anonymous12:52 PM

      Lol! You aren't 37 honey.

      And unfortunately Tripp is NOT a nice kid. That's what happens with poor parenting.

      Bristol looks anorexic and weird like Sarah. These people are damaged goods for life and it's really Sarah and Todd's fault.

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    11. Anonymous12:57 PM

      You are a very disturbed person. 3 1/2 year olds are not supposed to be protective of their parents. I hope this is not the case or he should be removed from the home. Protection from what??? A normal toddler wouldn't be protective. Children are naturally self- centered. This is how they are supposed to be. It is only in situations of abuse of some kind that a child ever feels the inappropriate need to protect.

      You act like you represent the Palins. Do you have permission to do this because if not, your inappropriate comments could be a real problem for them.

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    12. Anonymous2:21 PM

      Yeps, she was in the bakery section. Talking to Trig about Jesus. I hope she changes those shorts before everyone recognizes her signature boo boo. If it is part of the "she is like you" act, she fails.

      A very diminished Sarah Palin indeed.

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    13. Anonymous4:19 PM

      It is not a child's job to care-take the parent.

      Tripp needs to be a child, to have the opportunity to be child-like, play in a nurturing environment and not be subjected to the dysfunction of a quasi-celebrity's lifestyle.

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  20. Anonymous10:00 AM

    Bristol has a big smile on her face. It's either because she feels at home in front of that hill billy trailer or her new chin is too heavy and is giving her that goofy look?

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  21. Anonymous10:02 AM

    Engaging? She has the same old talking points as her mom:" Awesome!" “Honored!" "Happy to be here!" My god do these people ever read a book? They are adjective challenged and I am certain even a simple use of metaphor would be way beyond their “rank.” (After they looked up the meaning of the word.)

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    1. Anonymous10:31 AM

      You forgot:

      "God's plan is much greater than our own"
      -Bristol Palin

      “God provides opportunities like this for me,”
      -Bristol Palin

      "I’m a Christian, that I believe in God’s plan for marriage"
      -Bristol Palin

      "I was ecstatic. It was like God placed this opportunity right at my feet."
      -Bristol Palin


      So Bristol was it God's plan that you be passed around to Levi, Gino, Ben and Kyle? Was it God's plan that you lose 5 pounds and your chin grew 12 inches? Was it God's plan that you had all those babies? Was it God's plan that you do not have an education?

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    2. Anonymous12:52 PM

      OMG! I forgot about God’s plan ... must be the magic little filter in my head that goes on when I hear that ridiculous phrase.

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    3. Anonymous1:18 PM

      So has anyone seen the CHIN at any church or religious event anywhere for years? Or any of the Paylin clan for that matter?? More lies from the nation's biggest losers.

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    4. Olivia5:26 PM

      Like she or anyone in that family has a fucking clue about 'God's" plan. If they really believed in God like they pretend to, they would be concerned that they will all burn in hell. Kinda like the family gatherings at Applebees but a lot warmer and no crappy fried breaded food.
      They have learned from the masters about religious hypocrisy, opportunity and manipulation.

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  22. Anonymous10:05 AM

    Tripp has had a problem in public since he was a baby. Did Bristol drug him up so that he doesn't throw any tantrums? What's with that look on his face?

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    1. Anonymous10:40 AM

      Bristol looks "AWESOME" in those bug glasses.

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  23. Anonymous10:07 AM

    No Bristol, those big aviator glasses doesn't distract people from looking at your Jay Leno chin.

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  24. Anonymous10:11 AM

    Bristol and Tripp doesn't look like mother and son in that picture. Does Tripp need his mouth medically realigned (chin implant) too? If Bristol gets Tripp a new chin maybe she should remove some of her new chin and give it to Tripp? Bristol has plenty to spare.

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    1. Anonymous1:00 PM

      You mean " don't" look like.

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  25. Anonymous10:11 AM

    Sarah threw herself under the bus on Cavuto last week.

    It is natural Newsflashes transmitted from under the bus would follow soon.

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  26. Jezus, he sounds like Guy Smiley.

    As for Bristol? She's blessed! And awesome! And the media is all sex and image and yuuuk! And she has an outlet for her awesome, blessed opinions! And she's blessed! And a role model!

    Awesome, dude! (shows devil fingers)

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  27. Durham10:17 AM

    I too noticed the new show while visiting at the asylum. I just figured they're having trouble finding anyone to go SarahNET radio so they got Bristull to do it.

    It's interesting that Brisdull's favorite word is "awesome", because I think Sarah's favorite word is "articulate". Tripp also looks like he inherited Brisdull's chin, or lack of chin.

    The patients at the asylum also seem to be sensing that Sarah has been missing lately, and are asking why she has not been out supporting her candidates or doing any "real" interviews at Fox. What probably hasn't occurred to them yet is Sarah is just now realizing she is not as important or respected by the Republicans she once thought. I think she is probably in a full blown depressive state and in the fetal position. We'll probably be hearing shortly that she has been admitted to the hospital for "exhaustion". Hell, maybe she already has been admitted but no one is saying. For someone as narcissistic as Sarah, its got to be very difficult for her knowing she is no longer wanted.

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    1. Anonymous10:50 AM

      My money is on a skin peel...

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    2. Anonymous11:36 AM

      Tripp looks just like grandpa Chuckles, chinless. How is the book tour going with Chuckles and Chuckles Jr? doubt if it is very successful, the gravy train is screeching to a halt in Palin country.

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    3. Anonymous11:47 AM

      She's sitting in her home studio, with her makeup, and wig, ready to go at a moment's notice should Fox News call her and ask her to appear. I think she just sits there under the hot lights, in her studio, all day waiting for Fox to call.

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    4. Anonymous11:47 AM

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Baldy as Norma Desmond....

      "I'm ready for my close up Mr. Ailes"!

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    5. Anita Winecooler8:08 PM

      Oh, Gina! They're prayers have been answered!


      Sayruh was on Bill O reilly , unhinged and yammering like a banshee





      http://video.foxnews.com/v/1834858654001/palin-romney-needs-to-get-severely-aggressive-on-obama

      Woo Hoo!! Popcorn Time!!!!!!!!!!!!


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  28. Anonymous10:20 AM

    What help did she do on the show for young moms?

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  29. Anonymous10:21 AM

    Something is missing in that picture?

    I know! Where's trial hubby Gino? Doesn't Bristol usually have Gino in the picture with them slobbering on Tripp's cheek so that she can make Levi jealous?

    Move over Gino there's a new sheriff in town and his name is Mark Ballas.

    LOL its hard to kiss Tripp when you are alone walking the highways of Alaska because Bristol dumped your crying broke ass on the side of the road.

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    1. Anonymous11:38 AM

      Dumped on the side of the road, with a camera crew!! I wish one of the people from her "show" would spill the beans and expose this twit for what she really is - clueless, talentless, lacking in morals.

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    2. Anonymous11:53 AM

      I'm guessing Levi's (finally) legal action is curbing Bristol's parade of "trial daddies."

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  30. Anonymous10:25 AM

    7+ awesomes..really Bristol...still 15 years old.

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  31. OMG! What a lying, uneducated, non-factor skank. Does she think wearing large glasses makes her a movie star? HAHAHA What a dolt.

    Another thing, You tube has footage dummy with comments. I bet when tripp gets older, he will be embarrassed by that hot mess you call a reality tv show. Don't forget to include the ratings, airhead. his friends will have a ball with it, just like we did.

    tripp looks like ben to me.

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  32. Anonymous10:32 AM

    "There are no ordinary moments. But the only people who see the extraordinary are our family members, friends and those who see themselves in each of us."

    Live your story without regret. Only you know your truth. No one can tell you otherwise.

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    1. Anonymous10:32 AM

      Says the crazy love struck stalker of Beefy! LOL!!

      Delete
    2. Anonymous1:03 PM

      ROFL! Bristol is a narcissist, just like her mom. She thinks people see themselves in her and her family. That is extremely self-centered and delusional.

      Delete
    3. Anonymous5:04 PM

      Wow! What trite drivel. Is that from your now defunct Palin-love blog that the Palins made you take down because you were posting their private photos without permission and were creeping them out?

      Delete
    4. Anita Winecooler8:20 PM

      I got that in my fortune cookie, and the same comment was on another site.

      If you really cared, you'd stop commenting and start sending checks

      Delete
  33. Anonymous10:36 AM

    Boy comparing pictures of Tripp with his Daddy and with Bristol..it's like night and day who he loves to spend time with. When he's with Levi and family he get to be a little boy enjoying little boy thing and when he's with Bristol he's just a photo op for his mother.

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  34. Anonymous10:39 AM

    How come Mark Ballas got experienced Bristol Palin as his DWTS All Star partner? Is Mark lucky? How come he didn't get stuck with untalented Shawn Johnson or Sabrina Bryan?

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    1. Anonymous11:40 AM

      $$$$$$$ talks!! He was probably paid a bonus, or promised that NEXT time he will get someone who REALLY wants to work and improve her dancing.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous1:09 PM

      Mark knows where all the babies, um, bodies are buried. Bristol needs careful handling because if somebody acts even remotely critical of her, Mama Grizzly and her minions come down with full force on the poor minor players.

      Media Insider

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    3. Anonymous5:00 PM

      I'm sure she asked for him, which is good because I'm also sure nobody else wanted her.

      Delete
  35. Anonymous10:43 AM

    Did Bristol ask Willow to drop out of hair school to watch Tripp while she dry humps on DWTS All Stars? Why not? Didn't she ask Willow to drop out of high school to go to Los Angeles to watch Tripp while she rides mechanical bulls and gets into bar fights?

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  36. Anonymous10:45 AM

    Any news on the lawsuits - Tv show and custody ones?

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  37. Anonymous10:47 AM

    That boy's head is almost as big as his mother and he is not in 1st grade yet?

    What? Tripp is getting his GED early next year when he turns 7 years old and will be going to Burger Flipping University in Arizona?

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    1. Anonymous11:06 AM

      He'll graduate 13 years early (with honors) and go to Hair School and cut hair with his auntie while gabbing about faggots. It'll be Fab-u-lous!

      Delete
    2. Anonymous11:30 AM

      Next year, he'll be ready to be left on his own overnight.

      Bristol, like Sarah and Todd, is all about instilling independence (AKA, lazy parent who doesn't care to spend the time or effort raising or monitoring a child).

      Delete
  38. Anonymous10:51 AM

    Bristol how was your sex life with Levi?

    "Awesome"

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  39. Anonymous10:51 AM

    Bristol how was your sex life with Ben?

    "Awesome"

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  40. Anonymous10:52 AM

    Bristol how was your sex life with Gino?

    "He cried too much!"

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  41. Anonymous10:56 AM

    Tripp how come you don't want to look at mommy?


    You're not my mommy, my mommy doesn't have a big ass chin like you do!

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  42. Anonymous11:02 AM

    Just askin'?

    Did the Alaska Children's Protective Agency pick up Tripp or is he in Alaska juvenile detention for not going to 1st grade for the past two years?

    How come Tripp is wearing prison stripes? Is he in a youth chain gang?

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  43. abbafan11:04 AM

    Hi Gryphen! Yes, it's amazing how low these grifters will stoop to whore themselves out for fame and shame. However, I must strongly object to the euphemism "ham radio geek" to describe this Palin goat-tit sucker. Amateur "ham" radio operators are licensed and follow a strict code of conduct and protocol. In cases of man-made or natural disasters, they are a first-line set of communications, and their input in times of emergency is invaluable. I highly doubt this dork is a "ham geek"; besides; amateur radio frequencies are public domain, no operator would risk losing his/her licence while using derogatory or profane language. However, I agree with your post that there are those who have a unhealthy fascination with the dysfunctional loser Palins!

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  44. Bristol wants to "give back"?
    Ugh, now I just want to barf.

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    1. Anonymous11:11 AM

      Tell her to swallow it.

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  45. Anonymous11:09 AM

    Okay Tripp, we are in Hollywood again. Which one of these guys do you want to be your new trial daddy? Let's see if you can pick a really rich old one with bad health. Mommy is tired of dancing and looking ridiculous on reality shows.

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    1. Anonymous11:36 AM

      Bristol is still pining for Hollywood fame and fortune and looking for "Mr. Right." How many Mr. Right (now) will Bristol make Tripp endure?

      Tripp is lucky to have a dad and step-mom who can give him what kids that age really need...stability, love, and a good home environment.

      Delete
  46. Anonymous11:16 AM

    I don't understand these Palins. Bristol's chin is bigger, firmer and perkier than her titties?

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  47. Anonymous11:18 AM

    This child is happy with his daddy! Not sullen and moody and attitude challenged like with his mother.

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Levi-Johnston/354833631247830#!/photo.php?fbid=407632219301304&set=a.358988224165704.84155.354833631247830&type=1&theater

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Levi-Johnston/354833631247830#!/photo.php?fbid=368189859912207&set=a.358988224165704.84155.354833631247830&type=1&theater

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Levi-Johnston/354833631247830#!/photo.php?fbid=408324162565443&set=a.358988224165704.84155.354833631247830&type=1&theater

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Levi-Johnston/354833631247830#!/photo.php?fbid=407620342635825&set=a.358988224165704.84155.354833631247830&type=1&theater

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    1. Anonymous11:35 AM

      He feels natural with his father. He is safe and can be happy. Not the put on or played with kind. He is genuine happy with Levi.

      Delete
  48. Anonymous11:25 AM

    Why is Tripp nude? (WARNING) http://tinyurl.com/8trnj87
    Where is the baby alleged to be Track's? Bristol Boo Boo forgot to mention that Track was on his way to see the TV production with Todd and learn how to play soldier, Hollywood style. Is Track just pretending he goes to Afghanistan? Or does he come and go as he pleases? That sure is one big fat conniving family.

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    1. Anonymous12:36 PM

      Tripp was probably hanging out with Creepy Grandpa Chuck or Todd the Pimp.

      Delete
    2. Durham2:05 PM

      Anonymous 11:25, I don't know who posted that message or how much first hand information they have, but I truly hope what it says is true. From what little I've seen, I do believe this child has been used as a prop for financial gain, and the mother seems to be very immature and too soon to irresponsible for raising a child. I also hope Levy will get more control over how his child is raised. I was a single father who fought tooth and nail for 2.5 years in court to get custody of my two young girls ages 9 and 5. It was tough raising them at first, especially since I lived 1,000 miles away from any relatives that could have helped me out. It also cost me in today's dollars about $40,000 in attorney fees that was about 1.5 years worth of my current salary. It was all worth it, and if I had the choice to do it all again, I would.

      Levy, if you can fight to get your child full time, do so, so you get complete control how he is raised. Only do so after you get married and make sure your life is in order.

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    3. Anonymous2:38 PM

      Did Tracks wife leave him already? They are so insignificant in that family. I hope they are sick of being treated like garbage and they get their own life.

      Delete
    4. Anonymous2:40 PM

      WARNING is right!!!

      The link goes to Bristol's blog. Don't give them any hits.

      Delete
    5. Durham4:07 PM

      Somehow my post didn't get posted in the correct area, either that or there were two 11:25.

      Delete
    6. Anonymous4:30 PM

      BINGO! Track looks like a Menard!

      Delete
    7. Anonymous8:35 PM

      It's because he is. It was well known in Wasilla when he was born.

      Delete
  49. Anonymous11:39 AM

    Hay speekin a jean-o to. Whateve happined to that gye?

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  50. Anonymous12:06 PM

    He calls her "an influential blogger"!

    I'm still laughing!

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  51. Anonymous12:20 PM

    Are you sure that's a photo of Bristol? It looks like one of the Kardashian girls kidnapped Tripp. That's why he has his pouting face on. Oh please, when are Bristol's 15 minutes going to be up? The only reason that people paid attention to her was because she was an unmarried pregnant teen of someone who used to be in the spotlight. From watching the torture that went on Tripping over Life, I can't imagine why Bristol thinks that airing her private life is a good thing.

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    1. Anonymous2:29 PM

      Like any prostitute - $$$.

      Delete
  52. Anonymous12:38 PM

    Why is Bristol holding that kid? Is she still trying to convince people that he is a just a baby/toddler?

    Give it up Bristol!

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    1. jcinco1:39 PM

      he looks like a second grader...

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    2. Anonymous2:14 PM

      Yes, he does.

      Delete
  53. Anonymous12:56 PM

    If Bristol had as many sticking out of her as stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine.

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  54. You know, I figured Bristol was due for a tantrummy breakdown any time now, what with Levi's baby (with a beautiful, NON psychotic, NOT the most hypocritical bitch on earth woman) being due any minute now.

    But- "breaking it with Bristol"?

    Are you joking? Seriously?


    The Palins are the most myopic bunch on the planet.

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    1. Anonymous3:45 PM

      I don't get it...Even Google failed me...what does "Breaking it with Bristol" suppose to mean?

      Does anyone know? Does it mean anything?

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    2. Anonymous4:33 PM

      Does it mean anything?

      IT MEANS THEY ARE STUPID AND TRYING TO BE COOL OR "AWESOME" ONE OF THOSE WORDS BRISTOL HAS LEARNED TO SAY.

      Delete
  55. Anonymous1:21 PM

    I see the kid inherited Bristol's real chin. Will she be making a reality show with Tripp having his hair dyed and getting a matching implant?

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    1. jcinco1:42 PM

      poor little guy looks like yertle the turtle

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    2. Anonymous2:30 PM

      Or Mitch McConnell - one in the same.

      Delete
    3. Anonymous2:44 PM

      I feel sorry for Tripp he looks like Chucky Sr.

      Delete
  56. BAustin2:41 PM

    are we done talking about this silly silly girl yet?

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    1. Anonymous2:57 PM

      Not yet. We are all playing Whack A Bristol Mole game.

      Delete
  57. Anonymous2:54 PM

    Since a lot of Immoral Minority readers are Bristol's relatives, neighbors, ex lovers, ex classmates and ex friends, I think we should try to help Bristol find employment for what she is qualified to do.

    Any suggestions?

    We know Bristol said she is a manager at a doctor's office and all she had was a high school education and was allowed to come and go at her whim.

    That's all I know. I forgot Bristol was a abstinence speaker but gave that up and was an author but her books never sold and she had her own company at 19 having to do with politics and consulting but that didn't seem to pan out, she had a reality show and is a seasoned experienced dancing all star.

    So is there any openings for somebody of Bristol's qualifications?

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    1. Anonymous3:21 PM

      Levi's uncle did mention that Bristol is a loud moaner. Could the town of Wasilla hire her as their emergency siren in case the Ruskies attack or in case Willow returns and starts her spree again?

      Delete
    2. Anonymous3:23 PM

      Bristol could be a real estate agent. She has experience in buying realty high and selling it low.

      Delete
    3. Anonymous3:25 PM

      Bristol could hire herself out as a surrogate mother? She can do the one thing she enjoys the most which is sex and then pass on her child to women like Sarah who needs a DS prop.

      Delete
    4. Anonymous3:38 PM

      Bristol is a single mother of a DS kid, she can work as a prostitute for Todd? I say might as well get paid for it instead of giving the nookie away for free.

      Delete
    5. Anonymous4:06 PM

      We know that Bristol is not very smart or savvy, however, if she has a competent financial advisor, she'll most likely never have to work a day in her life.

      Delete
    6. Anonymous4:31 PM

      bristol could be an advocate for natural beauty.........body is the temple.......leave it as nature intended it to be and all that.
      she could definitely be a spokesperson advocating natural beauty and wholesome loveliness. maybe dove soap would hire her for their girl next door commercials.

      Delete
    7. Anonymous6:06 PM

      Can she repeat "Do you want fries with that?"

      Delete
    8. Anonymous10:30 PM

      4:31

      She could be the "after" to show why you should not get chin implants and Liposuction.

      Delete
  58. Anonymous3:00 PM

    Will you people leave Bristol alone! One day she plans on being the mayor of Wasilla so quit hating on her.

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    1. Anonymous3:29 PM

      Bristol is qualified to be mayor of Wasilla. Didn't Bristol do a black guy, Kyle, in Los Angeles and was pregnant before marriage?

      That's Sarah's only qualifications.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous3:33 PM

      That would be awesome.

      Delete
    3. Anonymous6:09 PM

      Except Bristles has more than one child, and is not married.

      Delete
  59. Anonymous3:12 PM

    It would be like so awesome if Bristol like tripped and fell when she goes dancing on TV. I would be like "that is so awesome!" Yes, Tripping through life. Is that all a girl has to do to be a "star" namely getting pregnant while she's an unwed teen in high school. High standards, that gal. Awesome.

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    1. Anonymous3:31 PM

      Who is going to pay to fix the dent in the dance floor after her Jay Leno chin damages it?

      Delete
    2. Anonymous4:56 PM

      She has no grace, just like her mother.

      Delete
  60. Anonymous3:35 PM

    I get it, Bristol thinks she is a Maverick (Tom Cruise) with those aviator glasses.

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  61. Anonymous4:56 PM

    Bristol you are such an inspiration. I know that when I raised my son as a single parent I failed to live up to the high standard you have set.

    I didn't accuse his father of rape, I didn't have my new boyfriend move in while claiming to live a sexually pure life, I didn't allow my son to hit me or call me names or use other profanity.

    As hard as it is I must admit I really failed at being a good mother like you....

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    1. Anonymous5:23 PM

      I agree with Bristol's method of searching for a trial husband. She takes them for a test ride and if she is not satisfied she tries a different ride. If Bristol is not careful she will run out of trial husbands to test ride in Alaska. Maybe that's why she went to Los Angeles?

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    2. Anonymous6:10 PM

      You can thank your lucky stars you are nothing like Bristles!! The Lord must be watching out for you, when he has the time to leave Bristles to her own devices.

      Delete
  62. Anonymous4:59 PM

    Seriously, what's going on with Levi reworking the whole custody arrangement?
    M from MD

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  63. Anonymous5:53 PM

    Why is that woman in the red lace top holding Chuckles Jr.? So he was born in December '08? Riiiiiiiight.

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  64. Anonymous5:54 PM

    Are we supposed to believe that kid is 3 years and 8 1/2 months old?

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  65. Anonymous6:12 PM

    What is he going to talk to Bristol about if she is the first one to get voted off?

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  66. Anonymous6:33 PM

    So when will Tripp get a new chin just like Mama's? Right now he looks like the old verson. :)

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  67. Anonymous6:40 PM

    Game of life: So who is Ben? THis the love interest AFTER Tripp's birth?

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    1. Anonymous7:25 PM

      I remember something else about Ben Barber. Isn't this the same guy who asked Bristol if Bristol was pregnant while they were together?

      Delete
  68. Anonymous7:21 PM

    Is Bristol wearing her promise ring that Gino so carefully picked out for her? Or has she already pawned it like she did Levi's ring? Is she holding out (sure...) for Mr. Rich Sugar Daddy guy? She is so tired of being Sugar Mama for her loser boyfriends....Gino! What about Mark Ballas - I bet she has the hots for him. That was some DWTS dry hump fer sure Bristol.....He's LA! He's so cool! Gino is so yesterday.....

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  69. Anonymous8:11 PM

    Actually, now that I think about it, could you imagine the Obama girls giving such vapid responses to these admittedly stupid questions? Or the Nixon girls or the Johnson girls, or the Clinton and Carter daughters? No. And this is because their parents were looking out for them and made sure they received an education that at least made them able to speak intelligently and with poise. Not to belabor my point, but the Bush girls and Reagan daughters were also articulate and educated. Bristol Palin, to put it simply, needs to go back to school or at least read a book — a piece of literature, not a Harlequin Romance.

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  70. Anita Winecooler8:22 PM

    Well, Awesome Braking it Bristol has the perfect face for radio!

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  71. Anonymous12:26 AM

    It is none of my business what this girl does to earn a living. It becomes our business when her mother uses her and their children as political props to gain unfair advantage. It is our right to object to using these kis for advancing the mother.

    They certaunly do ine thing and lie it is something else. Living life privately calling magazines and news station plotting to hatch a reality show. Hell, shopping reality shows misleading her party and fans she may run for president!

    I dislike them because of their sick need to deceive people and the dysfunctional parenting claimed to be awesome.

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