Tuesday, October 24, 2006

First rule of teaching: Do not eat the children!

The former Huntington Station teacher accused by federal authorities of a cannibalism fetish and sexual preoccupation with children was indicted Monday on 10 counts of possessing child pornography as his attorney prepared a defense that claims the images were the result of unwanted e-mail and spam.Michael Kelly Reiner, 46, of East Meadow, was fired from his 18-year teaching job at the Long Island School for the Gifted after he was arrested Sept. 27.

Prosecutors said Monday that Reiner had 10 computer files containing about 500 sexually explicit images of children, along with 60 similar videos. Prosecutors said Reiner's home computer also held about 2,000 stories about the sexual abuse, torture and cannibalism of children, each story about two pages long.

There are so many things wrong with this story that I almost don't know where to start.

For one thing the unwanted e-mail defense is a non-starter. You do not save unwanted e-mails onto your computer. And exactly what sites do you visit that would then be sending you spam that contained child porn? That is just a bullshit excuse!

And another thing, cannabalizing children? Are you crazy? Have you ever seen what these kids eat? There is no way that they could be considered nutritious. I would assume that your cholesterol would go through the roof if you were to snack on elementary school kids.

The world is a sick and twisted place, usually I like that, but not this time.

(No children were harmed or bitten in the creation of this post.)

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