Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Teenage boy learns important life lesson. Sometimes hot teen girls are really disgusting older men.

"We started chatting and she told me she was living in Pietermaritzburg and was 14 years old," Samuel said, adding that he was very pleased with himself for finding himself a 14-year-old female friend who described herself as "spunky, cute and sugar-sweet".

It was after about a month of chatting on MXit that "Claudia" asked Samuel to meet in person.

Samuel readily agreed, eager to put a face to the name and meet his new friend.

The two set up a meeting for a Saturday afternoon at Milky Lane in Scottsville, where Samuel was going to be identified by the black Quicksilver T-shirt and military cargo pants he was wearing.

"After about 10 minutes of waiting, I was approached by an old man who had been standing nearby. He asked if my name was Samuel. I did not answer him because I was scared," he said.

The man told Samuel that he was Claudia and wanted to "get to know him better".

"He made a move for my hand and I just bolted," Samuel said, adding that he ran to the public restroom, locked himself in and called his parents.

"I broke down. I told this man such intimate and personal things about myself and my family. I am so ashamed," the young boy said.

Hey look I feel bad for you kid, I really do. But it could have been even worse. It could have actually been a hot fourteen year old girl. You could have fallen in love, got married, had kids, only to find that she had grown into a disgusting middle age woman who spends every day telling you what a loser you are.

I am only imagining this scenario of course, it is not like I have had any experience with something like this or anything. Nope not me.

The message here kids is that chicks lie! And old men pretending to be chicks lie even more!

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