Thursday, November 16, 2006

Rachael Ray's husband is a sex pervert! Still not going to buy her book. I might buy his though.

Kitchen queen Rachael Ray has more to worry about than whether her meat loaf is burning now that another woman is claiming that she carried on a kinky, five-year affair with Ray's husband.

Jeannine Walz claims in The National Enquirer that Ray's hubby, John Cusimano, paid Walz to commit degrading acts you won't be seeing on the Food Network. And, she claims, they used drugs together. Ray and Cusimano deny the allegations.

Walz alleges that the 39-year-old lawyer and musician shelled out cash for her to spit in his face, rub her bare feet on his face and other gamy rituals.

Whatever happened to good old fashioned perversions?

I mean these new perversions are just....sick! Spitting, peeing, pooping on each other? None of that is even remotely stimulating to me.

However a short, big mouthed woman that can cook might just get my motor running.

Call me when you are done with that loser Rachael. I will dress you up like little Bo Peep and show you some normal sexual perversions.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous8:07 AM

    'Scuse me kind sir, foot fetishes are not in the same league with spitting, peeing, pooing on each other.

    As a devoted practitioner, I imagine Rachael's feet with a little EVOO drizzled on them would be a meal in themselves.

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