Saturday, December 02, 2006

Rush thinks that all pussy is the same.

My "cat's taught me more about women, than anything my whole life" because his pet cat "comes to me when she wants to be fed," and "[s]he's smart enough to know she can't feed herself. She's actually [a] very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn't have to do anything for it."

Now before any women write me to tell me that I am an insensitive jerk, you probably should be aware that I already know that. Besides I do not objectify women. I love women and treat them with adoration.

I just could not resist the headline. I may have to attend some more meetings of "Insensitive Headline Writers Anonymous".

I also assume that the women that visit this site have both a highly developed sense of humor and intellect, and therefore could not possibly take offense.

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