Simon Cowell has been voted a winner — by women who say they fantasise about him while making love to their partners.Cowell, 47, came second to 007 star Daniel Craig in an internet poll on dream men.
The rest of the top ten were: 3 Jesse Metcalfe, 4 David Beckham, 5 Brad Pitt, 6 Mark Owen, 7 Leonardo DiCaprio, 8 Richard Madeley, 9 Robbie Williams and 10 Will Young.
Brad Pitt is number five! And Simon Cowell is number two! What is wrong with British women?
I mean I would fuck Brad Pitt! You know if I were into that sort of thing....which I am not...really!
Could you imagine what Cowell is like in bed?
"Do you call that sex! I have seen crippled tortoises with more energy then you are demonstrating. You are just not showing that certain star potential. I am not trying to be mean but you are bloody awful!"
hmm, I definently need mylanta now...yuck..Simon???? Brits and their "Simon" fetish..yuck..but these are the same folks that love , just love Jude Law...and well, the new Bond...ugh.....( well, truthfully Brad ain't my bag either...)
ReplyDeleteMmmm feel that Simon Cowell magic... What's under those stylish high waisted trousers? We British women want to know.
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