Suspicious white powder sent to Bill Clinton's office.

Police and Secret Service agents determined Friday that a suspicious substance found at former President Clinton's office in Manhattan was inert and non-toxic.

A woman opened an envelope that contained a white powdery substance and called authorities. Clinton was not at the office at the time.

Secret Service spokesman Eric Zahren said officials determined through a field test that the substance was inert and non-toxic. He said the envelope was turned over to the Secret Service for investigation, but would not comment on if anything else was found in the envelope, or how it was addressed.

I know what you are thinking, a white suspicious substance, that a woman discovered in Bill Clinton's office. Well let me point out that it was a powdery white suspicious substance that a woman found in Bill Clinton's office!

And you, by the way, need to get your mind out of the gutter.