Wednesday, August 10, 2011
She's back! Sarah Palin's fake political bus tour heads to Iowa. Well you did not think jury duty lasted forever did you?
Oooh, that made me red, white, and blue nauseous! I don't know what was more stomach churning, her voice, the over-saturation of patriotic imagery, or that hummingbird on crack editing job!
But wait, there's more!
From the depths of Mordor! (Or as you may know it, the Sea O'Pee):
Dear SarahPAC Supporter,
We are very happy to jump back on the bus for another leg of our “One Nation Tour”! We accept with gratefulness an invitation to meet folks at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines this week. The heartland is perfect territory for more of the One Nation Tour as we put forth efforts to revitalize the fundamental restoration of America by highlighting our nation’s heart, history, and founding principles.
In a grossly ("Grossly?") weakened economy – especially when recovery is thwarted by today’s Obamanomics (Yeah, NOBODY uses that term.) – prudent Americans make sensible decisions to live within their means. This includes seeking affordable participation in more community events, local patriotic parades, and traditional all-American venues like state fairs. State fairs hold a special place in our nation’s history and heritage, so my family is honored to highlight one of them on one stop along the One Nation Tour route – America’s historic Iowa State Fair! (I’m also excited to try some of that famous fried butter-on-a-stick, fried cheesecake-on-a-stick, fried twinkies, etc. I’ll enjoy them in honor of those who’d rather make us just “eat our peas”!)
(Yes, screw healthy eating and common sense! "Rill Amerukans" eat deep fat fried, artery plugging heart attacks on a stick! Because with health care costs so high, and after the Republicans killed the public option, it is better to die fast than to linger in a hospital somewhere running up bills for your loved ones.)
Unlike next week’s Obama Bus Tour, taxpayers aren’t funding our tour, which is why we so appreciate your support in allowing us to be out there on the open road to visit with you to highlight small towns, big-hearted people, and the important role they play in our most exceptional nation.
(That's right Sarah Palin would NEVER ask every day Americans to pay for her self aggrandizing, political prick teasing bus tour!)
You can participate with support for the “One Nation Tour” through SarahPAC.com and following virtually by bookmarking the SarahPAC website. (Wait! You mean she IS asking every day Americans for money to pay for her self aggrandizing, political prick teasing bus tour?) We’ll have updates from the road as our Constitution-draped bus travels to shine a spotlight on more of our nation’s fine history.
Watch this video and let the American road inspire you! Thank you for your continued support of SarahPAC. Let’s stay committed to the worthy cause – restoring all that is good and strong and free in America!
Thank you sincerely, Sarah Palin
So what, you're surprised?
Did any of you REALLY expect Palin to sit at home pulling her hair out while the Iowa straw poll was being conducted, Rick Perry prepared to launch his campaign, and Mercede Johnston was stealing her limelight by showing what a real Alaskan beauty looks like?
Well then you must be new here, welcome to the crazy world of Sarah "Me, Me, Me, it's all about Me!"Palin.
(By the way, I do still think she spent a little time sitting at home pulling her hair out first.)
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
"...after the Republicans killed the public option..."
ReplyDeleteIt was NOT Republicans who killed the public option. It was Democrats, led by Obama, who refused to fight for it at all.
At the risk of repeating my post on another blog: She's like the little sister playing tag-along because the older kids don't want her around.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think it's hysterical and I'm looking forward to Scarah making an ass of herself again in front of the whole world. You just can't pay for that kind of entertainment.
Now, who will volunteer to go to Iowa and carry signs with the flat tummy pictures? C'mon, your country needs you!
She is doing all this for exposure. Mercedes and Michelle are getting all the news.
ReplyDeleteI wonder when the media will report on Sarahs new baby?
See, if Sarah stays in the news bashing Obama and tweets her hatred, she will not have to address issues like her wild kids or Mercedes.
She can't keep raking in the PAC money if she doesn't pretend to run.
ReplyDeleteAre the people funding her bus to nowhere tour the NONtax payers? And just who doea she think she is asking to foot the bill for her defence in that law suit? Taxpayers! No, really!
ReplyDeleteIs she bringing Trig to the fair?
ReplyDeleteOh, and I thought she was a runner and all that jazz. Shouldn't they be interested in healthy eating? Of course not! You can eat all the deep fried butter you want because you can just make an appointment for more lipodissolve and keep up the false pretense about being a runner.
ReplyDeleteI swear that woman is petty!
It will be hard to beat the Paul Revere debacle but I'm sure Sarah P. will try
ReplyDeleteSo, in $arah's America everyone is white?
ReplyDeleteIs gratefulness a word?
ReplyDeleteShe still has hair left to pull out?
ReplyDeleteOh, please, please, anyone from Iowa, go meet her and ask about her new grandchild and how that fits in with the abstinence message she and Bristol preach. Also ask if she recommends lipodissolve for lumpy belly.
ReplyDeleteI would rather pay taxes and get something for my money, like roads, schools, etc. than give directly to Sarah for facelifts, multiple homes, family vacations, $300 purses for her 10 year old, boy toys for her hubby including prostiutes, etc. etc etc.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking coward. She is not getting enough attention so she decides to roll into Iowa to get some of the spotlight on herself and to detract it from the serious candidates. She doesn't have the balls to do any Q&A's with unscripted questions or to participate in debates so she jumps on the bus, avoids the media, and mingles with people who she call "real Americans."
ReplyDeleteIt's easy to throw stones from the sidelines and to continuously take jabs at the President from FaceBook.
I really wish she would run with her "unconventional" campaign so that we can see her implode right before our eyes.
she can't attract crowds anymore so she goes where there are crowds and crashes other group's gatherings
ReplyDeleteI can prophesy the outcome of this (ahem) tour in order of occurrence:
ReplyDeleteROAR. TITTER. SPLAT. WHINE.
How'd I do?
Wasilla in the house, wave!
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the copyright/trademark problem she had with the "One Nation" usage for her tour/tour bus? Did that go away?
Maybe now that Britta has delivered her new baby, Willow will come out of the closet and appear on the bus trip.
ReplyDeleteLOL! "another leg"
ReplyDeleteWhat does that make now, two?
Gawd!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about fried butter, but fried Twinkies clock in at over 440 calories with 34 gr of fat. That fried cheesecake will net you over 650 calories with 47 gr of fat. Does it really take ALL that to counter a comment of "eat your peas"?
ReplyDeleteAnd since when is eating healthy food a bad thing? Sure, there's no problem in having a treat, but to ridicule healthy food choices just because you don't like the husband of the First Lady -- and using that as a political point (more than once) -- is absurd. Is obesity and heart disease trendy now?
I know she's hasn't announced yet, but is Ms. Palin looking to run for President of the US, or President of her High School Senior Class?
Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0811/61056.html#ixzz1UgVxzksU
I, for one, am going to drink a whole damn bottle of champagne when this fraud chisler moron is finally exposed for the pretender she is and once and for all DEFEATED! The Quitter thinks she's all that, and a cookie. My god, the hubris! She dares compare herself with Obama. Plz announce your candidacy soon, Quitter, so you will finally go down in history as a total loser.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for her to quit again!!! LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking only for myself, it's not peas that I would like her to eat.
ReplyDeletePoor Sarah just cannot handle being out of the spotlight. I guess the arrival of her second conceived-out-of-wedlock grandchild just didn't bring the kind of attention she's seeking.
ReplyDeleteAs for the "eat your peas" bit, is she really that stupid that she cannot understand a metaphor, or just so bitter that she doesn't care?
What is her message, exactly?
ReplyDeleteSo Queen Moron strikes again. undefeated was such a disaster but that never stops her as she if far too ignorant to recognize how stupid she is and people are still laughing at her for her other stupid bus tour. Wonder if she will bring the new grandchild with her for extra photo ops!!
ReplyDeleteMe, me, me, me, me, me!!!! Everybody see me. Oh wait Bristol get up here and lets flash em. See me, everybody see me. I'm important. Now who has money. Fools on the left, brain dead worshippers on the right. Step up and meet the Wasilla Hillbillies. I just love Iowa and the story of it's founding. Ed Ames, they named the town after him, hit an Indian in the crotch with a tomahawk and he said I oh waggghhh that hurts. Thank god that pretend jury duty is over. Todd will you get out of that massage parlor and take that crack pipe away from Track. Hey everybody, me, me, me, me, me, me!!!!
ReplyDeleteI just cant wait for the video of her eating fried butter. What a freakin' hillbilly.
ReplyDeleteAHHHH, the Palin Self-promotion Tour is back. Criticizing everything and suggesting no remedies. Perhaps the easiest job on earth! Let`s also urge everyone to eat fried butter-on-a-stick. She has everyone`s best interest in that. Maybe we should have a National Heart Attack Day in her honor! God forbid we should eat healthy food since Michelle OBbama thinks that is a good thing.
ReplyDeleteDeceitful UNtransparent fraud sarah has not even made a public statement acknowledging her new grandbaby. Does anyone wonder why? Hmm....maybe she is just waiting until this weekend’s Ames straw poll is over....she surely wouldn’t want all of those Conservative voters knowing about her SECOND grandchild conceived outside of marriage.
ReplyDeleteShe will be handing out free DVDs of "The Undefeated." They have to get rid of them somehow.
ReplyDeleteSo Sarah is flying to Iowa where her bus will meet her and drive her to the state fair.
ReplyDeleteHas anybody noticed that Sarah can't draw her own crowd? She has to go to places where people are already assembling for other reasons. Does Rolling Thunder ring a bell?
Basically Sarah is like a leach always crashing somebody else's party.
Way too many other people getting attention. Sarah just can not take it. She has to do something. She is one crazy insane woman. Deserves all the bad coming her way.
ReplyDeleteSo, how exactly is this supposed to work- she jumps in her Lear jet, flies non-stop from Alaska to a airstrip 20 miles from Ames, gets off the Lear jet and jumps in the bus & then toodles on down to the state fair to meet all the other "reg'lur Amurakins". Just another one of the little people.
ReplyDeleteAnd people fall for this?
Let's see. Straw poll and she rides into town when it's over screaming me,me,me!!
ReplyDeleteGod she is tiring
Anon 6:25
ReplyDeleteshe can't attract crowds anymore so she goes where there are crowds and crashes other group's gatherings
-------------
That's all she's been doing -- her 'vacation' tour overshadowed Romney's announcement and some other event she highjacked.
Hey -- that's it -- a new name for her - Highjacker Whore!!! She Is!! She highjacks events and just about gives lap dances to the old farts. Gets them all hot and bothered in her WhoreHeals and BraBags (Belmont Expanders!!!)
Gryphen should use the new name 'Highjacker Palin' in blog titles. Just think of the google searches and that comes up!! LOL
"(I'm also excited to try some of that famous fried butter-on-a-stick, fried cheesecake-on-a-stick, fried twinkies, etc. I'll enjoy them in honor of those who'd rather make us just ‘eat our peas!’)”
ReplyDeleteNotice she's still making digs at Michelle Obama.
Palin is a fucking bitch. Ram something up her "C" till her it tickles her tonsils.
O/T on Michele Bachmann
ReplyDeleteFor all the media and others that slammed Newsweek for the cover this week, they should walk it back when they view the alternate pics that Newsweek has released, which is not the norm to do.
I had no problem with the cover -- it's her true self - Evil Eyed. I heard it reported that all the pics were the same and they are -- just look.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/galleries/2011/08/08/michelle-bachmann-newsweek-cover-photos.html
I also don't slam Jon Stewart often, but he truly fucked up when he slammed Newsweek and supported Bachmann. Stewart and his staff didn't do their homework in that they could have contacted Newsweek or Tina Brown to ask as it is common for them to communicate to find out info. Stewart needs to suck it up and apologize to Tina Brown on air and in turn, he should call it as it is -- All Bachmann's pics are Evil Eyed. These pics were not taken all in 10 minutes as they are all at different locations -- so it's on Evil Eyed Bachmann
Most excellent, 6:27!
ReplyDeleteTodd and Creepy Chuckie are pissed that they have to go to Iowa.
ReplyDeleteThey wanted to stay home alone with their new Playboy magazine.
That letter is so nauseating!! Sarah has NO class.
ReplyDeleteShe's " highlighting" things!? What the hell does that even mean? Doesn't she know everyone laughed at this before.
She really is off her rocker, bat shit crazy!
Palin is a party crasher. Didn't join the club, so she decides to see how much exposure she can still away from the "rill" candidates.
ReplyDeleteSarah is hoping the charm school she sent Piper to will cure her of her unruliness and make her presentable to the public at the Iowa State Fair.
ReplyDeleteSo she wants prudent americans to make sensible decisions to live within their means. Yet, would encourage same to eat fried butter on a stick instead of eating peas?
ReplyDeleteAnd is Sarah going to personally care after that same person whose had a stroke, while he/she needs rehabilitation, or will she invite them to come to her various homes to stay so they can afford to pay for their hospital treatments?
She can't have it both ways. Either she wants people to live within their financial means and use good common sense on personal nutrition and diet to prevent illness risks, or she wants them to rebel against Michele Obama's suggestions just to spite the black family in the White House.
OK, so "less government and Medicaid, Medicare" but "eat all you can eat" -
"live within your means" but donate to my PAC.
Sounds schitzophrenic.
She's joining the crowd in Iowa only because she knows she couldn't draw a crowd with a 64 Box of Crayolas.
ReplyDeleteBristol is favored to win the Iowa State Fair Cow Tipping Contest, she just needs to drink a case of wine coolers to get herself tipsy.
ReplyDelete5:49 p.m. I watched CSPAN health care hearings and it was clear the die was cast the first day when nobody was at the table supporting the public option.In fact, a contingent of public option supporters were thrown out of the room.
ReplyDeleteI also think Obama should have stood up to the insurance lobbyists but he could only see the debacle Hillary Clinton endured when she posited health care in the '90s. He didn't have the stomach for it or he just was too cowed by all the money pouring into DC to thwart legislation. It is a damn shame.
Bristol is favored to win the Iowa State Fair Cow Tipping Contest, she just needs to drink a case of wine coolers to get herself tipsy.
ReplyDeleteI hope $arah wins the nomination. I can't wait to see her debate President Obama. Comedy gold. I live in des moines and the only person I ever met that supports her is my racsist step dad. Good luck you ignorant hillbilly you're gonna need it.
ReplyDeleteThe word is "gratitude", Sarah, not "gratefulness." But of course, like the Bard, you can just f#$king make up words, can't you?
ReplyDeleteWait, so she's attacking the President for not being in touch with the American people, but she's also attacking him for going on a bus tour to reach out to the American people?
ReplyDeleteBTW - is her bus still wearing the same skin that made someone challenge her on copyright grounds? Didn't she even rename the damn thing?
Nasty bint. She's whining about entitlements, asking people to cut costs and then in the next breath she's complaining about being asked to "eat her peas."
It's pretty clear that for her, everyone else has to sacrifice, but not her.
I wish her all the fried fatty crap she can cram down her pie-hole. She's welcome to it.
That statement is begging for an editor!
ReplyDeleteDoes she even realize she has at least two different pictures of wind turbines in her video. Is her new slogan, "Blow, Baby, Blow"?
ReplyDeleteWhy is Iowa so windy in August? Because Bachmann blows and Palin sucks!
WHAT is that stupid bitch's problem with Michelle Obama's health campaign?!?! WHO has a problem with that type of thing?!?!? "eat your peas" Give me a fuckin' break. She's REALLY going to go eat a bunch of fried shit at a state fair. And then use her bus as a vomitorium after.
ReplyDeleteShe's like a deranged tween...
Interesting timing, Gryphen. By all accounts, Britta was not officially due until 8/29. So, $arah was willing to go on this new bus tour while her son and daughter-in-law were expecting the imminent birth? Unflippinbelievable!! Family values my a$$.
ReplyDeletePalin can nit even speak of a fair without making up things. The Iowa fair is not free. The deep fried high calorie snacks will nit be given away free either.
ReplyDeleteSarah, stop lying and making stuff up.
So, Wasilla is a big farming community now supplying food? How mentally I'll can a person be to lie like this spinning yet another phony persona?
I'm looking for a cat fight between Bachmann and Palin
ReplyDeleteThe citizen from Alaska/Arizona must have settled out of court.
ReplyDeleteThe last I heard of the One Nation tour was that the person who originated that phrase was suing the citizen.
I guess the citizen prevailed in the litigation. Why am I not surprised?
Sarah-Pac Palin coyly poked her tongue between her teeth in a gesture she (wrongly) imagined made her look 21 years old and gleefully snarked to her tens of gathered fans,
ReplyDelete"I’m also excited to try some of that famous fried butter-on-a-stick, fried cheesecake-on-a-stick, fried twinkies, etc. I’ll enjoy them in honor of those who’d rather make us just “eat our peas”!".
Oh, Sarah...we'd eat up all that great tasting, artery clogging fried shit, too...iffen we'd also, too, shot our bellies full of that lipo belly-fat dissolving liquid stuff you had injected in your belly when you were supposedly 6 months pregnant with Trig.
Sara-Pac, darling, your newly (and it seems illicitly) released medical form states that you said you were having pains and tenderness and that you were NOT PREGNANT and you did not have a urinary tract infection at the time.
And the attending medical personnel made those dear little notes on your official form, quoting your own straight from the horse's mouth announcement, that you'd recently had those lipo belly injections. Yep. They're supposed to just dissolve that ol' fried food, fatty fat fattery all away.
Geeezzz! I sure hope that injecting a series of unsafe chemical cocktails into your belly, especially ones that are NOT FDA APPROVED for use here in our 'exceptional nation' did not harm poor little Trig who was just restin' all up inside you there at that time...
Anyway, Sarah-Pac-LuLu, from some of the horror stories I read about those lipo fat dissolving shots, I think I'll just personally stick with EATING MY PEAS and other healthy foods.
After all, gorging on a lot of unhealthy junk food can lead to gross belly fat, not to mention how badly it might end up harming that baby you were never actually pregnant with.
(Just sayin') VHTG
Anon 6:53. Shame on you. that little innocent granddaughter was concevied within the bounds of marriage. It just arrived 6 months early. Thank Goodness she's healthy for a pre-preemie.
ReplyDeleteanon 5:49
ReplyDeleteObama refused to fight for it all
BS.....
he fought for it until he knew he absolutely wasn't going to get it, so he got all that he could. You think he is sell out, I think you are deluded.
You would rather he sacrificed everything for the perfect bill. Did you see the Republicans lift a finger to do anything but obstruct, you should take your frustrations up with them. Legislation is not a win lose game, that is party politics and the misplaced energies of extremists. Compromise,you would be wise to embrace it, our system is designed around it.
When Sarah and Bristol announced they were going to the Mall of America for a book signing they only attracted a small crowd and it was humiliating so this time she picked a venue with an already made crowd. Sarah thought she had star power and would bring in people for Bristol's book debut. What a looser.
ReplyDelete"Always proud of America?"
ReplyDeleteI hadn't noticed anything uttered from the QUITTER's mouth, twitter or facebook accounts, or Fox News where she indicated that she was proud of America.
Palin is sick and pathetic.
Hope the Witch chokes to death on the fried twinkie. Her last thought would be she just sucked it!!
ReplyDeleteAs a native Iowan, who has lived in Alaska for almost 20 years - Sarah Palin, you are NOT WANTED in Iowa, according to my 25 immediate family members who still live there.
ReplyDeleteAnd Sarah, about whores: at least one gets something from them when you pay your money.
What do people get when they pay you money? NOTHING.
Valley trash.
Isn't Palin increasingly bitchy? It is uncalled for to take a swipe at Michelle Obama which was blatantly intentional to be polarizing. Let us divide the nation in an us against them mentality divided into fried butter versus pea eaters.
ReplyDeleteI have not heard of a politician campaigning for the obese votes before nor so proudly patriotic reducing the country to being exceptional for obesity.
I hope the fair is mobbed by morbidly obese opening fire from their scooters enraged fried crap on a stick is not free.
"The Polling Crasher." Follow the crowds, Sarah. You can't even draw a few dozen to your craptacular movie, so you take your pathetic freak show on the road to scare the people of Iowa. Just because your name is not even on the Iowa straw poll will not deter you from crashing the party.
ReplyDelete"I’ll enjoy [artery clogging deep-fried fair food] in honor of those who’d rather make us just 'eat our peas'!"
ReplyDelete-------
What a bitch she is. I guess that means like RESPONSIBLE real American moms concerned about their families do, right Sarah? No wonder YOU don't get it.
Hey, have the Pee Ponders figured out yet that Quitter's only dusting off the bus so she can make her next mortgage payment?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
OK, seriously. Slow thinkers, please send your Christmas savings account, utility money, retirement funds, and antipsychotic meds to:
Grifter Express II
Lost on Some Highway
Nowhere, USA
she is now ruining one of the things i loved most when growing up in iowa and when raising my kids in des moines -- the iowa state fair. over those years i probably attended the fair 25 or 30 different years. i don't live in iowa anymore and i do miss the fair. now that she's going to be there i don't think i ever want to go there again. bleah!!!
ReplyDeleteShe makes me so sick I want to puke. She is all about dividing us rather than uniting. I am especially fed up with the "everyday people and military" as the salt of the earth meme. But I guess if you don't aspire to get your kids through school and on to college successfully you would be totally buying this piece of shit propaganda.
ReplyDeleteMy grandparents are turning in their graves at how easily we Americans have bought into this "we are so good why get better?" crap. My ancestors wanted so much more and worked their asses off so their families could do more with their lives. We still have the farm, but most of us have bachelor's degrees and some even became doctors. Sarah Palin just doesn't get it.
Anonymous said..."Is [Sarah's] new slogan, "Blow, Baby, Blow"?
ReplyDeleteNo, that was Bristol's!
My favorite comment today from Wonkette: "Sarah Palin, like Brigadoon, rises out of the mist any time it looks like someone else might be getting more attention than her."
ReplyDeleteShe is just pathetic.
ReplyDeletePathetic. Old. Lady.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete"...after the Republicans killed the public option..."
It was NOT Republicans who killed the public option. It was Democrats, led by Obama, who refused to fight for it at all.
Well that's another way at looking at it.
if SP does indeed eat all those deep fat fried goodies at the fair maybe we will get to see her puke on screen, or have a gallbladder attack on screen, or, in the longer term, have a stroke or a heart attack on screen. eating lard and clogging her arteries may not be good for her health, but it could be interesting for the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteI also am so pissed off about the mistaken idea that we "regular folk" think it is a good idea to gorge ourselves with such unhealthy food. I must be an "elite" because when we took our kids to a fair we sure as hell found better stuff to eat than the crap she is suggesting we stuff in their bodies. We wanted our kids to have a good experience — not end up sick on a ride. I think it is Palin who is struggling with her body image and how we perceive her. She might be the one considered an elite, you know the old adage: you can't be too thin or rich. She thinks we are all undisciplined "regular folk." I find her rant straight-up disingenuous and insulting.
ReplyDeleteRE: the public option. The health care bill could not get out of committee WITH the public option. The bill had been worked for what seemed like an eternity so the dems agreed to drop it in order to secure the votes needed. The choices were to
ReplyDeleteget health care reform passed or have the bill fail and not get passed. Change comes slowly to this country and we will get a public option eventually.
Can we get some bumber stickers made that say: Does abstinence only work? Not for the Palins.
ReplyDeleteI am enjoying the hilarious comments posted.
ReplyDeleteAre there any Iowa residents who can capture photos of the Palins getting off their private jet to highlight the "free" activity?
I can't wait to see the over weight Palin children eating fried twinkles before getting liposuction mocking pea eaters. No one is "making" anyone eat vegetables nor "taking dessert away".
A kid on our local news (kcci in des moines) was shown eating one of those fried butter on a stick. It looked so disgusting. When the kid took a bite the butter was oozing down his arm. God damn I wanted to puke. Thank god my 1 year old daughter likes her peas. She likes green beans more though. Oh and mandarin oranges. She can't get enough of them. I don't go to the fair anymore. Use to but not anymore. 10 bucks per person to get in 10 bucks for parking and just as much for food. 8 bucks for a plastic cup of budwiser. Oh and the smell. Who doesnt like the smell of cow shit?
ReplyDelete"(I'm also excited to try some of that famous fried butter-on-a-stick, fried cheesecake-on-a-stick, fried twinkies, etc. I'll enjoy them in honor of those who'd rather make us just ‘eat our peas!’)”
ReplyDeleteOh Lord, the insane, used-up, Sarah Palin has no idea how foolish she is. You're a fool Sarah!!! Eat all the deep fried twinkies you want -you are still the biggest fool in America. We are laughing at you! Do you get it??
Dear Cash For Palin supporters,
ReplyDeleteTurn off your air conditioners and slash your grocery budgets ASAP. I need gas money so I can go make a fool of myself in Iowa.
Love,
Queen Sarah
PS: I also need some new shoes, miniskirts, wigs and lip gloss. Tell your kids/grandkids that you can't afford to buy them new clothes for school because of Obama, and send that money to ME!!
Gryphen, can you find out what happened to the trademark infringement claim for "One Nation"?
ReplyDeleteSteve King represents Iowa.
ReplyDeleteEnough said.
Psst! Crazy Granny Palin? If the goal is to keep the dollars rollin' in, you better stop telling your supporters to eat horrible crap like fried butter. Your supporters can't make donations from their graves.
ReplyDeleteLinda at 8:37 ... perfect!
ReplyDeleteIt figures that Miss Sarah "ried butter-on-a-stick, fried cheesecake-on-a-stick, fried twinkies, etc." has a fat daughter Bristol. Maybe if she were a better mother and taught her daughter good eating habits, her daughter wouldn't be so fat.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, if she had taught her daughter about birth control, maybe her daughter wouldn't be the teenage mother of two or three.
Have another fried twinkie Sarah. And then go for some more liposuction.
"I'm A Runner" - Sarah Palin, Runner's World
ReplyDelete~~~~~~~
RW: If the campaign had turned out differently, you would have been in Washington D.C. much of the time. Was there a part of you that was a little reluctant to leave behind the landscape of Alaska for four or eight years?
______
SP: Alaska would be hard to give up because it is such a part of who I am. So much of my life revolves around the great outdoors that that would be kind of tough.
But on the other hand, I think of being in D.C. and in a position to promote physical fitness and the benefits of making good decisions healthwise and being an example to others, and I know that could do some good for our country.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Pathetic. Old. Bitch.
I almost forgot:
ReplyDeleteYou guys wanna start taking a poll about what HORRIBLE outfit scaree will choose?
Ya think the "RAMpire Belt" (so, so great, Anon- u know who u r) will make a comeback?
Only thing we know for sure is she will sweat. her. ass. off.
hahahahaha! Scarah Paylin and hot horse shit- can you tell which smells worse?
Why wouldn't she stay home with her new grandchild for a while?
ReplyDeleteNot needed, not wanted?
Hmmmm. I wonder if $arah would also tell Iowans they should eat fried butter instead of corn? Cuz, you know, Iowans grow a lot of corn.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.iowacorn.org/
The press is expecting Ricky Perry (or as Colbert says Rick Parry) to announce for President this weekend.
ReplyDeleteSo, could little Sarah scoot-scoot be trying to steal his thunder as she did Romney's?
Stay classy, Sarah. You just know we could never figure out your real motives, huh?
What a nasty piece of work you are, Sarah. Very nasty - no sense of shame. Will be so glad when your time in the spotlight is over. Can't happen soon enough, scoot-scoot.
Deep Fried Butter. It is a lump of butter, battered and fried
ReplyDeletehttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/
_t0j2SdgkXnk/TLXPyUH5ouI/
AAAAAAAABGM/vwXODfdD9Uc/s1600/IMG_0357.jpg
Deep fried twinkie...gahhhhhhh
ReplyDeletehttp://matt.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/photo8.jpg
Now we know why Bristol is such a chubette. Sarah stuffed her with fried butter and fried twinkies and told her vegetables are for Democratic elites who go to college and wait until they are married to get pregnant.
ReplyDeleteSick fucking pesky bitch...someone needs to run her out of town!
ReplyDeleteShe's like a nasty fly always annoying someone until they've had enough. PUKE!
PEAS!
ReplyDeletehttp://th00.deviantart.net/
fs70/PRE/i/2010/194/8/b/Yummy_Peas_by_skookyspry.jpg
Oh dear lord, she's back to crowing about "true Americans" and how they're small-town and have the only values an American should have. We big city "elites" are not true Americans, according to Mrs Palin. Tell that to my immigrant great grandparents, my father who bravely fought in WW2, and my sons who are trying to make our country the best it can be.
ReplyDeleteI hate the divisiveness that woman promotes, almost more than anything else I hate about her.
Did anyone see any African-Americans? I know they are in the heartland.
ReplyDeleteThe insufferable racist bitch.
GoL
Anon @ 5:49, given what we have witnessed recently in our Congress, can you honestly say that Obama or any other Dem had even the tiniest chance in hell of making headway on the public option?
ReplyDeleteReally?
Don't you think Obama and his team were well acquainted with the obstructionist mentality on Capital Hill at that point, and realized it would be a futile effort at this point in time?
Do you think they should have wasted precious time and resources fighting for something that in our current political climate would have been 100% impossible?
Give them a little credit for knowing how to choose their battles.
It never would have passed. You know it and I know it, and the Obama administration knew it for sure.
That fight will have to wait for another day, if ever. I don't like it any more than you do, but I am realistic about our divided nation. That isn't going to change in the near future, either. It is just silly to pretend otherwise.
"5:49 PM" President Obama passed healthcare reform, something nobody could do in sixty years.
ReplyDeleterepubaggers held crazy insane townhall meeting and race rallies against healthcare reform.
So yeah those assholes repubaggers tried to kill the bill.
She was a political anomaly, a freak, but she's done. Gryphen and the other Alaska bloggers helped neutralize the threat. Profound gratitude.
ReplyDeleteWill the idiot msm bust their asses to find out what stop the bitch will make? fucking idiots.
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me she won't get all the attention she thinks she will get this time around.
I'm glad to circus is rolling again with the clown. HAHAHA
What an freakin idiot. "The bitch is a non motherfucker factor."
GoL
I liked the "political prick teaser" observation. Your mind to God's ear.
ReplyDeleteI don't get how she thinks state fairs are inexpensive entertainment for the whole family. The last time I went with my kids, and even trying to be frugal by skipping the overpriced and over-the-top junk food, I still spent a lot of money. As someone else mentioned there is the parking, then pay to get in, then buy the ride tickets... I could only afford 3 rides apiece for my kids. One good thing we did find at the Alaska state fair when we lived there was the vegetable soup.
ReplyDeleteAnyone going to the Alaska state fair, if you haven't already, try the soup made with all those good series from the valley.
As for the Iowa state fair, she would have been less insulting to the lowans and gone much farther if she would have mentioned the good pork and sweet corn she would find there.
"she can't attract crowds anymore so she goes where there are crowds and crashes other group's gatherings
ReplyDelete6:25 PM
EXACTLY! You can't say that enough.
Hi Sarah, Welcome back!
ReplyDeleteQuick question, Will you show the folks in Iowa Trigs birth certificate?
That is onephony bitch.Makes me ashamed to be an American.
ReplyDeleteAnd school starts in Wasilly on the 17th, so instead of spending the last week of summer getting her kids ready for that important event, she is again dragging them around the country on her "pretend Mommy is still important" tour, paid for by the American taxpayers. God, she is sick.
ReplyDeleteUnlike next week’s Obama Bus Tour, taxpayers aren’t funding our tour,
ReplyDelete---------------------------
WRONG !! YOU LIE !!!!!
PRESIDENT Obama's bus tour is being funded by the $86 million dollars he raised in campaign donations (from April thru June 2011 ALONE !).
Also, Obama’s total dwarfs the amount raised by Republican Mitt Romney, who with $18.5 million led the field of candidates vying to take on the President. In fact, the President’s amount tops the $35 million taken in by all the Republican hopefuls combined.
Olean, NY
Sarah vs Sarah - "hahahahaha! Scarah Paylin and hot horse shit- can you tell which smells worse?"
ReplyDeleteOh, that's an easy one. Of course it will be Scarah Paylin who smells worse. I like the smell of horse poo. ;-)
Can't wait for this "bus tour" and the many ways she'll make a fool of herself AGAIN. Sarah - you're not good enough, you've never been good enough and you never will be good enough. You effing hateful, divisive, liar. And, how did you like those Lipodissolve injections in your belly back in March, 2008? I can't believe you told the person administering the shots that you weren't pregnant. Were you trying to kill Trig?
PS - I don't believe she was EVER pregnant with that cute little bugger, Trig.
It's fitting that she is one of the crazy nuts in the teabagger party. Yes the insufferable bitch highjacks events because her crowds are very thin, almost nada. People are sick and tired of that squeaky, hollow, shallow, racist, lying old granny stank.
ReplyDeleteteabaggers are known highjackers after all they highjacked ron paul's movement.
GoL
I hope the media doesn't make a fool of themselves again and chase her around. I am tired of hearing her ignorant bashng of everyone and anyone.
ReplyDeleteAs far as eat your peas, well all GOOD mothers say "eat your peas" because they want their children to be healthy...sarah doesn't care as she as proven over and over and over and over....
I wish this bitch would get fried in a bat of butter.
ReplyDeleteIt's early, and I've been over-Sarah Saturated of late with all the juicy news, but the first few lines of this post mashed together and I read them as "Welcome to our one-legged nation tour!"
ReplyDeleteWait, maybe that would be catchier?
I hope she chokes on her fried twinkie
ReplyDeleteNow let's see . . . .Which part of history will she botch this time?
ReplyDeleteMaybe we'll all get lucky and she'll get eaten by one of the gigantic pigs at the fair. And yes I know thats cruel 'cause pigs never did anyone any harm--so why should they have skank in their mouth?
You mean she really wrote that? It's not an onion article? What fucking moron would give a multi-millionaire more money?? I feel so bad for her followers.
ReplyDeleteT
Since write-ins are now allowed in the straw poll, Palin is hoping to screw with the real candidates. I can't wait to hear their reactions. It's time they put her in her place.
ReplyDeleteHopefully she'll run into some of those thugs that terrorized fairgoers in Wisconsin.
ReplyDeleteWiscogal
Yep, us pea eaters will still be working and paying taxes while those fried butter eaters become disabled or sidelined with coronary diseases. Us pea eaters will be paying for their living expenses, medical care and hover rounds. It's the responsible people taking care of the Party of No Responsibility. Ain't that rich.
ReplyDeleteBots, why don't you start a tithe program for $arah Pac since she's addicted to OPM?
Bristol's "book"
ReplyDeleteAmazon Bestsellers Rank: #25,836 in Books
OK I'll take a hit for the team if the tour lasts until she gets to Illinois. I expect she'll be going to Eureka which is Reagan's college home town (not his birthplace). Eureka is her kind of place. Apostolic Christians own the place, lierally. I lived there in the 80's and it's the most backward place I ever saw. I'll take pics and report back. . .
ReplyDeleteHi Sarah!
ReplyDeleteQuick question.
Are you going to try the shit on a stick?
Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!
ReplyDeleteI'm a prudent American, and I avoid possible riot venues, like state fairs - I maximize my entertainment dollar by checking dvds out of the library.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to the pictures of her with fried twinkie dribbled down the front of her blouse.
ReplyDelete"Dear SarahPAC Supporter,
ReplyDeleteWe are very happy to jump back on the fake family values bus for another leg of our "Ignoramus Tour"!....so grab a wine cooler! The heartland is perfect territory to horn in on other Real 2012 Candidates' fundraising and crowdgathering as we put forth efforts to spin the facebooky, twittery, middle-school mentality of the blingy Cross-crotch Quitter into something vaguely Presidentialish!
Help us revitalize the fundamental restoration of evangelical, RWNJ America by highlighting the founding principles of our people: "It Ain't Over Until the House is White Again."
What a pathetic woman. All that to take a jab at the First Lady.
ReplyDeleteSarah: please do go ahead and eat all the garbage you wish to. It's not like your thighs look good, anyway, so you might as well go whole hog and get MORE cellulite! Go, girl!
Mmmm, fried cheesecake. Bristles will be aboard that bus for sure. Maybe she could hook up with some clueless farm boys who do not know about her seedy past, and like chunky women. While the folks are at the fair, Bristles can scream all she wants having sex in the barn.
ReplyDeleteG, you've got $arah's number down pat and it is driving her crazy. She reacts to every blog you write about her. LMAO
ReplyDelete6:02 pm New baby?
ReplyDeleteWhen I turned on my computer this morning to my home page which is Hughesnet.com, there was the story about the new grandbaby. It also said they got married 3 mos. ago.
$arah has to try to change the news so she is taking to the road again to make an ass of herself yet again.
Oh Sarah, guess who is paying for your defense where you got sued?
ReplyDeleteYeah Sarah, TAXPAYERS. You know taxpayers like you are accusing Obama of using.
Sarah, you are a hypocrite X 100.
7:49 You want to see a catfight between Palin and Bachmann? It is most likely between Marcus Bachmannn and Toad Palin. They are both dependant on their wives "bringin' home the bacon"
ReplyDeleteThe Republican Party is one clown short of a circus...Here comes the bus.
ReplyDeleteOMG !!! They do make em beautiful in Alaska, Sadie is gorgous !!!!! Barstool, errr I mean Bristol would give her eye teeth to be such a natural beauty !
ReplyDeleteWasn't Sarah recently in Wisconsin fighting against the very people she claims to love, respect and admire? $arah Paylin has ties to the Koch brothers, and all else dirty.
ReplyDeleteShame on her and those involved in this bullshitin' video. She can't have it both ways. We're not stupid. Honey, this has worn thin.
They produce this garbage as if we're living in another era, or, as if we don't know her history.
At this point, very few thinking people trust them. We know better. We're wise to the mind games.
The message in this video is dated, played out. Fact.. OUT OF TOUCH, Sarah!
So when does school start for Piper Diaper?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, Sarah don't send her kids to school; that's why her kids are so uneducated and get pregnant.
@5:49 PM
ReplyDeleteYou're probably one of those "fighters" who sat on their ass last year to "teach the democrats a lesson." Things have gotten sooo much better because of "fighters" like you. Oh, wait...
Shut up. Get over it. It's over.
STALE.. same old okey doke.
ReplyDeleteSarah better be bringing all her human shields - she's going to need them with her kicking up her level of immature interference with real candidates putting in real hours and real study to earn the public's trust in their governing capabilities.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin is the most superficial 'candidate' this country has ever seen. And yes, I include George W. Bush and Rick Santorum in this scenario.
@5:49 PM & 7:29 PM:
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do to fight for the public option? Just sit around complaining on blogs?
@7:5 - uhm WHAT marriage? Has anyone ever found any marraige license? Should be VERY easy to - as it's public record.
ReplyDeleteIf not, that was just a bit of playactin' up on Hatcher Pass.
She's not going to be ignored, you know.
ReplyDelete"As for the "eat your peas" bit, is she really that stupid that she cannot understand a metaphor, or just so bitter that she doesn't care?"
ReplyDeleteYes. SATSQ.
So now PAC money can be used to go hang out at fairs and eat fried food. Tell me what the purpose of the FEC is again?
ReplyDeleteSomeone might want to tell Sarah that Shailey Tripp already ate her Twinkie, if you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteWe accept with gratefulness an invitation to meet folks at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines this week. The heartland is perfect territory for more of the One Nation Tour as we put forth efforts to revitalize the fundamental restoration of America by highlighting our nation’s heart, history, and founding principles.
ReplyDeleteIs there an editor in the house? There's been a terrible tragedy here, someone please call an editor!
The "eat your peas" comment was a double-Obama swipe, first a swipe to President Obama, who referenced needing to eat your peas in a speech about the nation's economy and then a swipe to our gorgeous First Lady, who spearheads the Let's Move! campaign to help stem the obesity problem by encouraging healthy lifestyles and eating.
ReplyDeleteShe's a doubly nasty, divisive, loser narcissist.
While rodeo clown Sarah Palin is highlighting fried twinkies, our serious President Barack Obama will be in Michigan highlighting a manufacturing plant that is making batteries for hybrid and electric cars.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.detnews.com/article/20110811/POLITICS03/108110428/1001/Obama-to-focus-on-jobs--tech-in-Holland-visit
Maybe Bristles could invite the two Massey bothers along, to kick off their reality show? They will be her roomates, so test the audience reaction on the bus tour. You know she will be there to sample all the fried food.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone see any African-Americans? I know they are in the heartland.
ReplyDeleteThe insufferable racist bitch.
GoL
~~~~~~~
Well, "they" may live there but "they" apparently aren't a part of "real America" if they don't support Scarah Paylin.
Doncha know?
You CAN'T be a REAL American and NOT support Paylin.
There was a blog a couple years ago that had a GREAT clip of a young, African-American male Republican (I know, I thought they were fictitious too, like Unicorns...)
At one of her 2008 speeches, this young man asks Sarah what advice she had for being a MINORITY in the Republican party.
Scarah actually had the balls to reply that she UNDERSTOOD what it was like to be a minority (wait for it...) because TODD was a MINORITY too! (**holy fucking crap**)
She went on to say that they had experienced prejudice b/c of Todd's "native" background and then I'm sure she added some crap about "just workin' harder".
So, just to be clear...Todd Palin has, um, "suffered" as a "minority" even tho he LOOKS as Caucasian as...well, a fucking Caucasian! So, he certainly wasn't suffering from any DISCRIMINATION based upon, oh, his APPEARANCE.
And then there is that "pesky" little matter of Todd getting HUGE FISHING BENEFITS DUE TO HIS "NATIVE" STATUS!
Um, so yeah, Bitch. You and Todd TOTALLY KNOW what it's like to be a minority being constantly discriminated against.
YOU. FUCKING. OLD. BITCH!!!!!
It's just not an Iowa State Fair without a cow that melts when exposed to heat.
ReplyDeleteSarah, we're all looking forward to seeing Trig at the state fair with you! What a great opportunity for him. I'm sure he'll be there with you right? What good mother like you wouldn't bring their young son to the state fair? It will be a great experience for him so we expect to see him at the fair right by your side.
ReplyDeleteAnd school starts in Wasilly on the 17th, so instead of spending the last week of summer getting her kids ready for that important event, she is again dragging them around the country on her "pretend Mommy is still important" tour, paid for by the American taxpayers. God, she is sick.
ReplyDelete~~~~~~~
To rebut Paylin (not you):
- I highly doubt that ANYONE in the Paylin Clan views the start of the school years as "important" - even those Oh-so-dedicated teacher parents of hers (*snark*)
-I doubt Scarah EVER was the one to get the kids off with their pencils and books. Either Toady or the g-parents- but not Scarah. She is MUCH too BUSY with IMPORTANT "stuff", doncha know?
-And...if Will-she-or-won't-she-get-pregnant-ow is being homeschooled, only Piper Diaper is left to those, "the very best teachers in the world", right?
Strange Scarah would remove Will-she from school when Scarah herself says they've got the "best teachers in the world" -- except for that incredibly AWESOME teacher who Started "WORST GOVERNOR EVER". Um, yeah, except for her.
So, I really do wonder who she's gonna drag. Piper? Like you said, it'll be school time...isn't that truancy? (Oh, not if she continues her schoolwork under her parents' tuteledge while on the trip? hahahahaha. Um, ok. Will that be illiterate Todd? Or Sarah - don' upstage my shot or get back on the bus?
They are such. lucky. kids.
Sarah will fly in on her private SarahPac jet to get on her "family vacation" bus and honk the horn herself while screeching on the megaphone, "Hey I'm over here! Over here! Veggies are for terrorists! I'm wearing my mini-skirt and water bra today! Come and get your FREE fried butter-on-a-stick! Come check out my high heels! I'm over here! Right here! The fat is free! Peas are for communists!" Honk honk.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin - she won't stop till every American is obese and diabetic! Because...Freedom!
ReplyDeleteThe freedom to eat ourselves into an early grave! The freedom to send our hard earned money to a grifting moron who can't speak without help! The freedom to resist any and all rational sense of self control or empathy because it's ALL ABOUT ME, ALL THE TIME!!
If that's the freedom you're looking for - Vote Palin 2012!
(Free clown costume for the first 100 people to donate $500 each! It's a great bargain!!)
All kidding aside - maybe a Palin candidacy is what this country needs. Maybe we need to see what it looks like when a person just completely gives in to every whim of their hearts, every impulse to over indulge, every selfish motive regardless of how it hurts them and the people around them.
Maybe we all need to see Sarah Palin in her full narcissistic glory, basking proudly in her willful ignorance and brutal incompetence.
Maybe we need to have a shining example to our children of what it looks like when we are lazy, arrogant and unwilling to learn anything and when we pick fights with absolutely everyone.
What it looks like when we pander to our worst instincts, when we hold up celebrity and fame over hard work and perseverance as worthwhile virtues.
Maybe that's what this great country needs to be reminded of how far we've gone wrong.
It's a damn shame that someone like Sarah Palin can actually be considered a candidate for the Presidency of the United States of America. What's next? Snooki?
When I heard about the latest lawsuit against Palin for at least $100,000 in damages I knew she would immediately be jumping back on the bus again. She's got to collect more money through SarahPAC to pay for her personal lawyers fees and the damages she will most likely incur. She's definitely guilty on this one and she knows it!
ReplyDeleteI agree with the comment that she can't draw crowds anymore, so she goes to where the crowds are.
ReplyDeleteher crashing the party for the republicans is funny. they created this beast, and now they're paying for it. I wonder if her bus will have a new skin or did she save face and just pay the people to use their trademarked name?
you think she'll wear her tacky crotch cross at the fair? hahahaa man she is gross.
Wonder if she's going to hire some family look alikes to go on the trip with her. We know her real family won't want to go.
ReplyDeleteWhat is she going to say at the state fair when she sees all those jars of put up vegetables? Will she tell the folks not to eat those communist/socialist foods?
ReplyDeleteI think everyone in America should write Sarah Palin a letter and ask her to contribute $100 to their summer vacation. This shameless hussy has no problem asking the taxpayers of this country to contribute money so she can take her family on vacation.
ReplyDeleteThe only reason those wind turbines are moving in the video is because Sarah is talking.
ReplyDelete$carah says: "I’m also excited to try some of that famous fried butter-on-a-stick, fried cheesecake-on-a-stick, fried twinkies, etc."
ReplyDeleteOh goodness $carah. It's fair time. Don't just stop at eating one of each. Try having 2 of each, 3 of each, one right after the other.
C'mon. It's time to let loose from your restrictive diet of Red Bull & Red Bull and really celebrate.
And by the way, just up the road from the fair grounds will be a huge gathering at the town's garbage dump site. Be sure to stop in there as well, since you like to follow where the gatherings are at. You'll fit right in at the dump.
She's just so hateful. Does she think no one see through her thinly veiled insults?
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to the fair but my daughter is. I made her promise if she sees Scarah or Toad she's going to yell"Where's Shailey???"Give 'em a good old Iowa welcome!
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, admission to the IA State Fair is $8/adults and $6/children over 5. Add $6 for parking and you're at $34 for a family of 4. A large amount of money for someone unemployed.
ReplyDeleteSecondly, did anyone notice that the SarahPAC video includes wind turbines? (Sarah: Saaaay, isn't that what those environmental elites want? Why's that in my video?)
AND did you notice the obvious UNION autoworker? You can see the Chevrolet logo in the vid. (Sarah: OMFG, STOP the video! STOP the video! It's actually saying that UNION people are REAL AMERICANS! Oh no, I'm m-e-l-t-i-n-g!)
Wonder if Sarah will parade around her newest addition to the "we don't do abstinence in our faimly, its God making us do it" baby if she runs for POTUS.
ReplyDeleteTBogg also noticed $aint $arah's travel schedule. Read the comments as well. Warning... no food or drink should be partaken when viewing it.
ReplyDeletehttp://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2011/08/10/the-wedding-crasher/
hahahahaha
I don't care what she does, it's hurting the GOP much more than the Democrats, and she's making the Obama's even more popular with her constant digs at Michelle's causes as First Lady.
ReplyDeleteI hope she eats TONS of fried butter, twinkies, ice cream, fried lard, fried ho ho's. fried jelly donuts, fried chicken, fried venom. We all know she lives off of quiznos and taco bell, so why try to be healthy now?
Palin and Perry, two peas in a pod. Attention whores with little substance.