Hypocritical outrage image of the day.

Remember kids, you can only crap on military heroes, when they are Democratic military heroes.

Get ready to Ruuuummmblle!!!

Pick two pairs of debaters. Put former U.S. senator Max Cleland and retired Army general Barry McCaffery on one side. Set up ex-White House guru Karl Rove and former Florida governor Jeb Bush opposite them.

Toss in a question: “Should America bring democracy to the world?”

Then let the feathers fly, leaving the preservation of civilization to a single moderator, PBS journalist Charlie Rose.

This will happen on Oct. 26. Witnesses will be charged $40. Splatter sheets will be provided to occupants of the first three rows.

So far as we know, this will be the first time Rove and Cleland have met. Many supporters of Cleland believe that Rove — during Cleland’s unsuccessful re-election campaign — was behind the TV ad that paired the triple-amputeed, Vietnam veteran with an image of Osama bin Laden.

I have $40! I have $40! Wait, where is it? Crap sometimes it just sucks to be so far away from the action.

I hope somebody posts all of the body blows and who threw what towel in when, so that I can steal it and post it here.