Sarah Palin gives speech in Kosovo. Now where is my Palin-speak to English dictionary?

You know I think it unusually self aware of our Governor to realize that she is a "misfit".

Okay let's go down the check list:

Slam Joe Biden. Check.

Quote Ronald Reagan. Check.

Say freedom a zillion times. Check

Mention her kids. Check. (Must remind the base that she is still just a simple hockey mom.)

Remind troops that her son is serving in Iraq Check.

(Wait did she say she prays for the wounded soldiers to get better and have fun? Nothing spells F-U-N like getting your leg blown off.)

The word for today is "Selfless". Write that down kids.

I love how she feels the need to explain what a "Falcon" is to the soldiers. ("It flies proud". I have absolutely no idea how she came to that conclusion.)

There are dangerous "machines" threatening more and more places on the globe? Did she just watch the "Transformers" movie before leaving town? What in the hell is she talking about?

Why can't this woman say the word "feel" correctly?

Wait! Who is she blaming for cutting money needed to return troops home after serving overseas? Has anybody else heard of this?

One of my commenter's said that she stole the John Kerry joke she tells at the end of the video from David Letterman. I cannot say that would surprise me one little bit.

Does it seem a little extra sane in Alaska right now? Oh now I get it.

"Okay let me get this straight soldier. Are you saying the best way to take out one of those liberal bloggers is to shoot them in the keyboard or wound them in one of their typing hands? And are you sure this is more effective than sicking the Stapletongue on them?"

Gov. Sarah Palin is visiting U.S. troops in Kosovo. Palin's office had said the governor traveled Wednesday to see Alaska National Guard troops at an undisclosed overseas location (Let's ping her phone and see if it comes back "Argentina", I hear that is where all the cool Governors hang out). On Thursday, her office said she was visiting about 140 aviators with the Guard in Kosovo.

Her spokeswoman, Sharon Leighow, says that for security purposes, the governor's office could not release Palin's destination until it was cleared by the Department of Defense. (Security reasons? Who the hell does Sarah have to fear in Kosovo? The people she needs to worry about are right here in Alaska.)

Leighow says Palin will be on the trip through the weekend. (One can only imagine that the birds will sing more sweetly, the air will smell much fresher, and that Eddie Burke will touch himself while imagining her in a camouflage nightie, during her absence. Have a safe trip Governor, we will be right here anticipating your triumphant return with keyboards at the ready.)