Hey look! My very own cranky senator is asking Bush to be up front about the war!

Wow this is really a breakthrough! Our Uncle Ted usually stays pretty close to the party line. You just don't want to ask him any questions about the obscene amount of pork that he sends our way. If you do he will put on his Hulk tie and open a can of whoop-ass on you.

Now Uncle Ted is no lightweight. He is number three in succession to take over for the president. So let's understand the plan. If we impeach Bush we must take out Cheney as well, cause if we don't I won't be able to sleep ever again. This would put Alaska's own cranky uncle Ted Stevens in the white house. You know that does not comfort me as much as you would think. I will tell you one thing if Ted wages war on somebody, that somebody will be obliterated, cause Teddy don't play!