Saturday, July 30, 2005

The IRA end their terrorist actions in fear that United States might retaliate by invading Scotland!

With America's well known habit of attacking the wrong country it seemed prudent for the Irish to stop all hostilities in an effort to protect their brethren to the north.

Timothy O'Brien summed it up. "Look we still hate the brits but, damn man, with their close ties to the Yanks we cannot afford to blow ennyfing up and get mistook for al-kayda. The fooking Yanks might blow the piss out o' the Scots by mistake! Can't have that now can we?"

So blundering America accidentally helps stop some terrorism. Good for us.

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