Now that Salt lake has the Ten Commandments featured prominently then it needs to make room for the seven "Aphorisms". Yep, I was confused too!

Ya see Christians never seem to see this part coming. You allow free expression of your brand of religion then you gotta know that there is some wackjob worshipping a giant cucumber waiting in the wings.

"All hail the wart-fleshed, green, almost pickle!"