You know I believe that Senator Santorum is going to be a bottomless pit of juicy Republican garbage. He may be my new favorite windbag. But don't you worry Karl, I still have my eye on you.
Anyhow back to Little Ricky. It seems that Rick, like many of this so called "family values" crowd, believes that the ills of society will be completely solved if we just time travel back to a time before Rock and Roll and the "Two parent Working Family". The good senator believes that teaching our kids about sex in school will ensure that half of the graduating class will be out on maternity leave. He believes that if we could just get prayer back into schools then there would be no more drug use. He believes that Democrats are actively trying to destroy the family unit. He believes that evolution is a huge liberal lie that exists to destroy Christianity.
But he does have a one point. I also would like to go back in time. I would like to go back to to a time when I did not have to choose between filling up my gas tank or feeding my family. I would like to go back to a time when elections decided who became president and not the Supreme Court. I want to go back to a time when we trusted our intelligence and knew that we had our facts right before we committed our troops to war. I want to go back to a time when the president was smarter then the majority of fourth graders. Yeah you know waht I Do want to go back in time sometimes. Maybe Rick and I have more in common then I thought.
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