The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults.
"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."
Among friends and trusted colleagues, an experienced national security analyst said, "it's a running joke for us."
I think the pattern is pretty obvious here. The right wing tries to get Roe vs Wade overturned, they teach "abstinence only" sex education, and now they want to get rid of porn! These people just flat out hate sex! This must be why they were so freaked out about Bill's blowjob.
"A president who has sex! He must be run out of office!"
Okay let me help you wingnutters clarify some things. Sex is good! Not just for procreating, but good all by its lonesome. Porn can be an enhancement to sex. It should not replace sex in a marriage or co-habitating couple but it should not threaten those relationships either. Porn should not threaten women because very few guys would feel secure having sex with those surgically enhanced fuck machines. Your guy wants you. He just wants you to try something different and naughty.
And by the way I have it on good authority that it is not only guys who watch porn. More and more women are also looking for toys and tapes, lubes and lingerie, and other naughty bedroom surprises for their man and for themselves. One of the largest porn collections I ever saw was owned by two lesbians. They had tapes of girls with girls but also man on man and man on woman. You know that made even me a little uncomfortable.
However the point is that though there is certainly a seedy, degrading side to porn, I would argue that the same could be said for the music industry and other entertainment mediums. There are at least as many rock stars hooked on drugs and abused by their industries as there are porn stars in the same boat. But nobody is investigating what has happened to Mary Kate and Ashley lately.
We have real problems in this country. We are under attack by the most aggressive hateful enemy that America has ever faced. They will stop at nothing to destroy our way of life and they must be stopped! I am of course talking about the Bush administration! I for one would like the FBI to focus their energies into that investigation!
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