Monday, September 19, 2005

Don't let the Republicans touch the Damn Money!

One billion dollars has been plundered from Iraq's defence ministry in one of the largest thefts in history, The Independent can reveal, leaving the country's army to fight a savage insurgency with museum-piece weapons.

The money, intended to train and equip an Iraqi army capable of bringing security to a country shattered by the US-led invasion and prolonged rebellion, was instead siphoned abroad in cash and has disappeared.

Okay I have just about had it with these bumble fucks! How in the hell can you lose a billion dollars? Did it ever occur to this administration that maybe the Iraqi's are just soaking us for as much money and weapons as they can before we run out of patience with them, at which time they will implement whatever government that they have planned all along and then laugh uproariously at us as we stammer out our pathetic protests?

You know I would like some of this money that the govenment keeps throwing around. I promise to do whatever you ask me to, right up until you give me the cash, then I am going to flip you the bird and run off cackling to the bank. That shouldn't bother you guys cause it happens to you all of the damn time!

Here is another little tidbit for you. There is no bottomless pit full of money! Somebody has to pay all of this money back! We are borrowing millions and billions of dollars from countries that don't even like us. Does it not occur to anybody in this administration that this may be the worst idea in the history of bad ideas? Listen I have an idea... come closer......ready?

STOP!

Don't do anymore. Don't do anything! Don't make a move until you ask somebody who is not a Republican for some advice. Then do whatever they tell you to do. There is no way it could be dumber then what you assholes are doing.

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