National Enquirer says Bush is hitting the bottle again! I don't usually gives these guys much credit but they have been right before.

Bush, who said he quit drinking the morning after his 40th birthday, has started boozing amid the Katrina catastrophe.

Family sources have told how the 59-year-old president was caught by First Lady Laura downing a shot of booze at their family ranch in Crawford, Texas, when he learned of the hurricane disaster.

His worried wife yelled at him: "Stop, George."

Who do you thnk is the source? My money is on the maid. The National Enquirer loves using the maids. Or maybe it is a fake ranch hand. You know, the guy that they hire to stand around looking cowboyish to give the ranch some media cred.

Or maybe it is one of his daughters! Ungrateful bitches! It just figures that they would turn on their father at his lowest point. I never trusted those girls!

"When the levees broke in New Orleans, it apparently made him reach for a shot," said one insider. "He poured himself a Texas-sized shot of straight whiskey and tossed it back. The First Lady was shocked and shouted: "Stop George!"

Does anybody really care if George is drinking again? I mean do you really think a drunk George Bush could do a worse job then a sober one? At this point I would be willing to try anything! Bottoms up George!

As a matter of fact maybe I will have a couple of shots as well! Salute!