Great, now I have to find a stupid skinny single chick to bang. This is very demoralizing!

Women who are educated, married or heavy are more likely to have low sex drives, according to a landmark Canadian study that explored links between sexual problems and social and personal factors.

Well this is discouraging news. I was hoping to meet a woman substantially smarter then my last wife who believed that all things must be judged on appearance only regardless of talent, worth, intellect, or charity. I often referred to her as wading pool shallow. I was being kind.

Contrary to the researchers' expectations, university-educated women are more apt to have low sex drives -- 48 per cent compared to 31 per cent among high-school graduates. They are also less likely to have orgasms during intercourse.

"It may well be that highly educated women are different from less-educated women in many respects. Maybe they have higher standards . . . higher expectations and legitimately lower evaluations. They may be living much busier, much more stressful lives," said William Fisher, a professor of psychology and obstetrics and gynecology at the University of Western Ontario who is a co-author of the paper.

Too busy for orgasms. Now that is just sad. I am particularly distressed about the higher standard part. That could present a problem. How many Cosmopolitans do you think it will take to lower those?