A Romanian prisoner serving 20 years for murder has sued God for failing to save him from the Devil. The inmate claims his Baptism was a contract with God to keep him out of trouble.
"God even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that I would be rid of problems and have a better life," he wrote in the suit.
"But on the contrary I was left in the Devil's hands."
Court officials said the suit will likely be dropped because they're unable to subpoena God.
I don't know who God would get to take his case because. as we all know, lawyers all go to Hell.
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