If ever there was a title invented just for me it would be this one: Ubersexual.

Now, however, maleness has hit back, she says. While metrosexuals were obsessed with self-image and lifestyle, the übersexual is politically aware and passionate about real world causes. The metrosexual has women who are his best friends, while the übersexual respects women but retains men as his closest confidants. The metrosexual grooms his hair: the übersexual grooms his mind. The metrosexual reads Vogue and Cosmo, the übersexual the Economist and the New Yorker.

Ah yes it fits like a tailored suit. So who are my famous counterparts?

Their übersexual counterparts include George Clooney, Donald Trump, Pierce Brosnan and Bill Clinton, who are fashionable and wear tasteful clothes, but are unashamedly masculine, not least in their often complicated and very heterosexual lifestyles. Salzman's book proclaims the world's leading übersexual as the rock star and anti-poverty campaigner Bono.

'Ubersexuals are the most attractive and compelling men of their generations. They are confident, masculine and stylish,' she said.

Good no more shaving my back! Red meat, Beer, and Porn are on the menu for tonight. Life is good.