Jon Stewart loves my Blog! (Okay he just likes blogs in general but one can hope.)

I am full of love for Jon Stewart! He is so cool! And he is the best governor ever! Uh...well he is great on his show.

I am also a big fan of Bill Maher and he always gets several big laughs out of me on Friday nights. But Jon is something special! He has a sneaky way of making you think that he is simply poking fun at a subject and all the while he is educating your loser ass.

Here is his take on blogging;

Responding to question from a student who wondered how to get news outside of the mainstream media:
"You've already done it" through blogs, which Stewart called "agile and nimble." He added: "Now all you have to do is figure out how to get more porn on them."
"Some blogs are written really well, some are written by people who were given a jar of Ritalin and allowed to write as long as they can."
"I believe in the 12 percent theory of goodness...that 12 percent of things are good and the rest is crap. Same for blogs: 12 percent are written really well and the rest is just maturbating by their keyboard...not that there's anything wrong with that."

See! That is totally about me! I am the Ritalin guy! And for Jon's information I have to take Ritalin to masturbate or else I would keep getting distracted and forget what I was just doing.

Oh and Jon hates the war;

"I don't know if he's the worst president ever. I do know that the Iraq war was one of the most egregious mistakes we've ever made."

Uh Jon, I hate to correct you brother but....of course he is the worst president ever!