Sunday, October 09, 2005

Mayor Nagen scoffs at theory that God destroyed New Orleans due to sin and plans to dramatically increase the sinning goodness.

New Orleans' mayor on Friday proposed building a casino zone near the historic French Quarter to jump start the hurricane-ravaged city's economy, saying a bold move was needed to restore lost tax revenue.

Only one casino is currently operating in that area, and Nagin said as many as seven new gambling operations could open.

Oh no he dinnit! Oh, Ray Nagin is asking for it! He done showed his ass cheeks to the Lord.

If these guys are right then God is going to unloose hurricanes, earthquakes, tornados, and locusts on New Orleans until it is just a smoldering shell in the middle of a swamp. No more Mardi Gras. No more booby flashing. No more "Girls Gone Wild". No more fun.

But here is a thought. If hurricanes are a sign of God's wrath, then why does he keep ripping the shit out of Florida. I think that I know. It is because God hates George Bush and that is where his brother lives. He is trying to knock off the Bushes with hurricanes, pretzels, and poll numbers.

I don't mean to judge God, but might I suggest a simple brain aneurism? Simple, clean and no mess for Mrs. Bush to clean up. Just give it a thought.

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