Friday, October 14, 2005

Oh thank God! Fundamentalist Christians can now leave America and go screw up another country.

After more than 30 years of organizing testimonial dinners for right-wing Israeli politicians, handing out checks to Israeli charities, and forming alliances with conservative Jewish leaders and groups, evangelical Christians may finally be getting a chunk of the "Promised Land."

This is great news!

"Okay no pushing just form a line over there and we will get the boats ready for your departure. No pushing there is room for everybody. And remember if you happen to fall overboard I am sure a friendly whale will swallow and spit you up whole in Israel."

Now for the rest of us we can get science back in our schools and more violence and sex in those damn movies! Our long national nightmare is almost over!

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