Saturday, November 19, 2005

Bush Promises to use "Sober Judgement" to Determine when we can Start Troop Withdrawals.

Well this is some Goddamn good news!

So George is going to stop drinking, and use some something called "judgement" from now on. Well it is about damn time Georgie! Because this drunken "make it up as you go along" policy sucks monkey ass!

However there is still this troubling quote.

“We will fight the terrorists in Iraq. We will stay in the fight until we have achieved the victory that our brave troops have fought for”

Are you sure you were sober when you said that? Because maybe you have been too drunk notice but you are running out of brave troops to send over there. Maybe you should rephrase it to say "We will fight the terrorists and Iraqi civilians in Iraq. We will stay in the fight until we have achieved victory or run out of our brave troops!"

But don't get me wrong I totally applaud the sober murder of the Iraqi's as we try to gain control of their oil. It certainly beats the drunken stumbling that we have done in the past.

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