Thursday, December 08, 2005

Diabetics Beware! White House unleashes "A Very Beazley Christmas" on America. Stop Focusing on our Lies and Look how Cute our Damn Dogs are!

Have your senses been assaulted by this nightmarish video yet? It quite literally made my stomach queasy. Not only does it seem aimed at the autistic four year old demographic (you know, Bush voters), it is so poorly acted by White House staffers that it rubs the synapses in my brain raw.

With a war going on, the country suffering an identity crisis, politicians being indicted right and left, and this presidents poll numbers plunging toward Hades, they are going to trot this abortion on film out to distract us? Number one, these dogs are not cute! Now if these were Beagles I would be ooohing and aaawing with the best of them. But these damn things just look evil to me.

Evil White House Dogs gone Wild!

The the fact that these supposedly busy public servants can find the time to pretend to give a shit about the Presidents pets is just fucking insulting! Maybe if you assholes could stop hamming it up for the camera, you could find Bin Laden!

I just found the whole thing grating and self serving. I have to go take a Tums now. Merry Holidays.....or......whatever.

1 comment:

Don't feed the trolls!
It just goes directly to their thighs.