Friday, December 16, 2005

The Prince of Darkness leaves CNN and goes to FOX News. Big deal, where else was he going to go?

"I am hungry let me eat your baby!"

Commentator Robert Novak, who hasn't been seen on CNN since swearing and storming off the set in August, will leave the network after 25 years and join Fox News Channel as a contributor next month.

Novak walked off the set in August during a political debate after James Carville said that he's "got to show these right-wingers that he's got a backbone."

I was watching that day and it was great! I especially liked it when "Baby Eater" Bob got tangled in his microphone cord and he looked all the world like he was thinking about gnawing through it with those enormous choppers of his.

Well good riddance Bob you evil little prick. Why you are not currently serving time is one of this era's greatest mysteries. You out a CIA agent and don't even get so much as a slap on the wrist. You curse on televison and all that happens is you get to move to a cushier job in the place where you will be the most comfortable. Your life is charmed.

Of course your ugly as sin and seem absolutely pissed off every second you are awake, so I will assume that everything for you is not bourbon and roses. Well good! You deserve to suffer!

I just don't like him. He's bad.

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