Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Drew Barrymore gets caught having sex in Opera house bathroom. Classy huh?

Rocker Fabrizio Moretti and girlfriend Drew Barrymore were left red-faced recently when they were caught having sex in the bathroom at a New York opera house.

The Strokes drummer, 25, and Charlie's Angels star Barrymore, 30, decided to find another way to entertain themselves after becoming bored watching the show.

Moretti tells Jane magazine, "I had sex in the bathroom at the opera a little while ago, in New York.

"We went to La Boheme and it was wicked boring. So we decided to go to the bathroom, and we got caught, and it was embarrassing."

"If we'd gone to the men's room, people would've heard it and said, 'Good on you, man.'"

"But we were in the ladies' room, and when we heard an old woman start to tinkle, we couldn't help but crack up."

"I guess she told the security guy - he came in and was, like, 'Just go.'"

Drew just moved up to the top of my list of ex-child star that I want to bang.

Actually I don't have an official list like that so I will have to start one and her name will be the only one on it.

At least it was in an Opera house. That classes it up a little bit. It's not like she is throwing down in a strip club bathroom. Because that would be just nasty!

It would still make me want to bang her though.

1 comment:

  1. Now Gryphen - We KNOW that you have lists..isn't Angeloie on a list....oh, ahem, that's right she WAS on the list...I stand corrected...

    ( As Gilda used to say "Never Mind...")

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