These ground breaking researchers are going to be able to help answer the question which starts more arguemnts between men and women then any other,
"Does my ass look big in this?"
Models with variously sized posteriors will wear different types of clothing as part of the research, which will examine how designs, colours, patterns and fabric types affect perception.
Others will be asked to assess how big or small each model’s backside appears to look in the outfits. “This study will provide for the first time detailed and usable information that would enable designers to make the clothes that help women make the most of their natural assets,” said Dr Lisa Macintyre, who is leading the study. “There’s much discussion in the media of clothing styles that flatter the body and it’s generally accepted that enhancing body perception can improve confidence and self-esteem. “But the factors behind this have never been fully investigated in a proper scientific manner.
Now I have been asked this question more times then I can count. And my response has not always been the best. For example.
Her: "Do these pants make my ass look too big?"
Me: "No. But your ass makes those pants look terrible!"
You know women say they want an honest man but they are just lying bitches!
ahhh, the age old question that has gotten many men in hot water....
ReplyDeleteNow here are some responses that should save you the trip to the doghouse.
(1) they just don't do you justice...they must be made wrong.
(2)They just don't make them the way I like them...
(3) there are so many other things I would rather discuss ( and then you have to go into Serious Distraction mode)....
but what do I know....I live in ripped old jeans...