I went and saw "The New World". This is to be avoided at all cost.

I love movies! I have watched thousands of movies in my time. I have enjoyed movies that others found wanting. I did not enjoy this movie!

I swear if the lady at the end of my aisle had not looked so comfortable I would have walked out of this film!

It was literally so boring that I thought maybe it was a joke! The dialogue sounded like it was written by a pre-pubescent girl.

"I wonder what he is thinking? Does he love the water as much as me?" Aaaaahhh!

If I had to identify a positive I would say that the cinematography was beautiful. That would be the only positive thing that I could say.

By the way Q Orianka Kilcher is a striking young lady. But she is fourteen years old! Everytime Colin Farrell or Christian Bale touched her I wanted to yell at the screen. "Get your filthy hands off of her you pedophile!" That could just be my own personal prejudices sneaking through however.

Anyhow do yourself a favor and skip this movie unless you are suffering from insomnia, because this will certainly cure that!