More poetry from your Uncle Gryphen.

My name is George W. Bush and I am here for you.
You no longer have to think too hard, just trust what I say is true.

I am a man who embraces religion, as long as it looks like mine.
And so long as you don’t call me on my lies we will get along just fine.

I did not do so well in school I usually just got a C.
And now I lead this country based on that same mediocrity.

When I took office I targeted a man who called himself Hussein.
He made my dad look like fool and caused my family pain.

At first there was no way to get him, he proved to be a slippery guy.
But then I got some help from a terrorist who rained destruction from the sky.

As the smoke slowly covered New York City I began to form a plan.
With Americans so horribly frightened I knew I could get my man.

I sent some troops to Afghanistan to distract you from my goal
But then I lied to Congress, it’s so easy when you lack a soul

I sent a military so powerful they bombed Iraq to dust.
And no one stopped to ask me, if this was fair, or if this was just.

I have tapped the phones of Americans and used patriotism as the reason
And when anybody dares to challenge me I accuse that guy of treason.

I am taking away your freedoms I am destroying your way of life.
But whenever you start to notice I just send out my lovely wife.

You listen to her soft southern voice and all is well again.
And while you are distracted by her smile the attacks on you liberty begin.

No matter how many times I goof Karl Rove just makes things right.
There is no way this should have worked, but Americans are just not bright.

So I can stand before you and lie, until the day is done,
Yet so many of you want to believe in me that nobody stops my fun.

So bury your heads in the sand my friends and believe everything I say
Someday the truth will be revealed but that day is not today.

By

Gryphen