Pat Robertson says God is trying to kill Ariel Sharon.

The Reverend Pat Robertson says Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's massive stroke could be God's punishment for giving up Israeli territory.

The founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network told viewers of "The 700 Club" that Sharon was "dividing God's land," even though the Bible says doing so invites "God's enmity."

Robertson added, "I would say woe to any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course."

He noted that former Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin was assassinated.

Robertson said God's message is, "This land belongs to me. You'd better leave it alone."

You know you have to love Pat Robertson's simplistic interpretations of natural disasters and ailments. It has nothing to do with the fact that Ariel Sharon is a 76 year old man, who is at least 150 lbs overweight, and is an extremely stressful political office. No, to Brother Pat it is as simple as can be, Sharon pissed God off and God done opened a can of Whoop-ass on him.

I always wonder how Robertson reconciles this "take no prisoners God" of his with the fact that there are millions of sinners in the world who seem to continue their ungodly behaviors without suffering even a serious toothache. Or why so many seemingly god fearing church members suffer terrible physical ailments.

You know Pat Robertson is one of the best arguments against the existence of God that exists in the world today. I mean if there was indeed a God he would not hesitate to kill this fucktard in the most gruesome manner imaginable as an example for anybody else who feels they can treat the Lord as their own personal hit squad.

Update: By the way the President of Iran agrees with Robertson. It is nice to see that Pat is in good company.