Some of these things were news to me and I have been married twice! So it's quite possible I know something!
79. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had.
Wow! Trust versus amazing blowjobs. This will really test my need for honesty.
67. Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you’ll be “friended.”
So if I sleep with her on the first date I am good right?
51. Don’t call her “cute.” In her mind it’s the same as “not vomit-inducing.” “Sexy,” OK. “Hot,” yes. “Fucking awesome,” only if she’s at least slightly buzzed.
I totally messed this on up already. She really was cute!
44. A psycho jealous girl will do anything to keep her man—including anal.
Okay I have a new important personality trait to look for, psycho jealousy!
"Okay I have a new important personality trait to look for, psycho jealousy!"
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I really wouldn't advise it... I've met the male equivalent. Ummm - unless you really LIKE people coming after you because you said hello to a member of the opposite sex (like your grandmother...).