Things that don't go together: Republicans and balanced budgets and watching porn and driving.

I find these two stories amazing! In both of the news stories these morons decide to look at pornography while driving an instrument of death around their prospective cities.

In this one two gentleman were observed watching a porn DVD while going through the McDonald's drive thru. Not only did other patrons in the restaurant have to see that smut while they are waiting to stuff their faces with fat laden, heart stopping, meals of death, but you know these two morons did not just fire it up when they arrived at the restaurant. Which means these two Mensa members were undoubtedly watching the DVD while they drove to McDonald's. Does porn make them hungry?

Then we have this guy who could not wait until he got home to start ogling naked women in a magazine. He forced other innocent drivers off of the road as he leered at these periodicals.

Now I make no value judgements when it comes to looking at porn, (Glass houses you know) but why do these nutballs feel that it is something to be done while driving a vehicle? I mean both of these endeavors require a certain amount of concentration to do them properly, so why combine them? I may be odd but I have to admit that I rarely think about sex while I am driving. And on the converse I rarely think about driving while I am having sex.

Oh sure I have had sex in a parked car, I am not a freak after all, but I usually had a real girl in the car with me. It was all her idea. The slut! But I did not resume driving until I had finished the task at hand. I mean let's keep our priorities straight!

So to these horndogs I would just say, "Hey concetrate on driving safely to the privacy of your home. Once there you can molest yourself to your hearts desire. This way the only lives that are being affected are the thousands of potential ones that are now all over the sheets of your bed!" Happy whacking!