Friday, February 17, 2006

Aaaagghh! I can't stand it! Here is a new Dick Cheney rumor! Ahh that's better!

Dick Cheney takes a lot of drugs.

That's no joke. That's what his own doctors said back in 2000, when Cheney re-entered the national arena to run for vice president.

What are those medications? There's no legal requirement to disclose that information, and so the most secretive vice president in American history -- he of the "undisclosed location" -- has done exactly what you'd expect. He had not disclosed that information.

Because there's a chance that even one beer would be bad for a man with Cheney's health history. Two of the most common types of treatments for heart-attack patients, ACE inhibitors and beta blockers, can cause dizziness, drowsiness, blurred vision and impaired judgment in a patient that also drinks alcohol.

Shooting pet birds! Drinking and using a lethal weapon! Possible philandering! And now pill popping! There is just so much tabloid goodness in this story! Forget Kate and Tom, this is the stuff!

I really have to stop these Cheney posts. It is affecting my personality. I keep walking around laughing evilly to myself. You know the one..."Bwaa haa haa!"

Maybe there is some sort of twelve step program I could sign up for.

"Hi my name is Gryphen and I have not posted about Dick Cheney in five hours. But you just wait until I get back to my computer!"

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