Did Cheney wait 18 hours before reporting the hunting accident to give himself time to sober up? This is my new favorite conspiracy theory.

"This was a hunting accident," said Gilbert San Miguel, chief deputy of the Kenedy County Sheriff's Office. "There was no alcohol or misconduct."

How do we know there was no alcohol? Cheney refused to talk to local authorities until the next day. No point in giving him a breathalyzer then. Every lawyer I've talked to assumes Cheney was too drunk to talk to the cops after the shooting. The next question for the White House should be: Was Cheney drunk?

Damn I love this stuff!

You can tell by looking at Dick Cheney that he has several cocktails every single day. I only went hunting one time in my life but I do remember that beer was considered even more important then the bullets for a successful hunt. Besides the empty beer cans was the only way my father could find his way back to the truck.