Ohio State Senator says Republicans unfit to adopt.

If Ohio State Sen. Robert Hagan's proposal becomes law, Republicans would be barred from adopting. Wednesday night, Hagan wrote a mock proposal to counter one introduced by State Rep. Ron Hood (R-Ashville) aimed at banning gay adoption.

Hagan said that "credible research" shows that adopted children raised in Republican households are more at risk for developing "emotional problems, social stigmas, inflated egos, and alarming lack of tolerance for others they deem different than themselves and an air of overconfidence to mask their insecurities."

Now hold on a minute. I know that this proposal is supposed to be kind of tongue in cheek, but I think that Senator Hagan might be on to something here. Republicans might very well not the best choice to adopt impressionable young children.

Let's look at the evidence.

1. Republicans are easily led to stomp on Americans civil liberties by a fake cowboy president.
2. Republicans are hung up on sex! Not having it, but stopping others from enjoying it unless they are in a loveless marriage and only bump uglies to make little Republican tax deductions.
3. Republicans only like minorities when they are mowing the lawn or doing their laundry.
4. Republicans only support the freedom of the press when they print the stories fed to them by the Bush administration.
5. Republicans are perfectly willing to completely destroy an entire country and its people to get to the sweet, sweet oil that bubbles below the surface.
6. Republicans will question the patriotism of a decorated war hero if he dares to challenge their arrogant strutting warmongering leader, without a hint of irony.

See my point?