the vice president remained "totally unapologetic" about the long lag in reporting the shooting to the public -- and also said that he had consumed one beer at lunch that day.
See? He had "one" beer. Now anybody who has watched "COPS" on FOX knows that "one" beer really stands for "one six pack of beer"! See Cheney was talking in code. And he chose to do it on FOX because he knew that loyal viewers would be able to break that code.
Let's face it! Cheney was hammered! He got completely ripped and started firing his shotgun indiscriminately and by some twist of fate winged only one of his friends. Can you imagine how much worse this would have been if he had shot either of the two women that were in the hunting party? He was probably drunkedly trying to put the moves on the ladies when his gun went off prematurely.
So to sum up Cheney is a violent, dangerous drunk who loves the ladies and suffers from premature ejaculation!
The Immoral Minority, giving you the news, fairly balanced!
Yup, I saw the one beer comment and wondered if it wasn't a sixer or a twelver.
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