Claiming that Internet surfers have been using her mug shot for "private sexual gratification," a convicted drug dealer is threatening to sue The Smoking Gun unless her booking photo is removed from our site. So meet Casey Hicks.
Wow! Is she full of herself or what?
Listen darling, the internet is chock full of naked models just a mouse click away from being used as material for self gratification. Do you really think that there are that many guys who are finding your grainy mugshot irresistible?
And hey! If any of my visitors are finding their hands drifting toward their little soldiers I want you to stop that nasty stuff right this instant! This is a serious political website dedicated to discussing the important issues of the....you know she does have a sort of bad girl next door quality. I mean if you fixed her make up and got a better look at her body.......here let me hurry up and post this....I have some....uh... housework to finish....yeah....housework.
What are you talking about you've never done housework in your lif...OH...Ummm... Happy Birthday
ReplyDeletewell, "housework" has now taken on a Whole New Meaning....
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