Sunday, March 05, 2006

Parents attempt to stop the spread of the gay penguin influence in children's library.

A children's book about two male penguins that raise a baby penguin has been moved to the nonfiction section of two public library branches after parents complained it had homosexual undertones.

The illustrated book, ``And Tango Makes Three,'' is based on a true story of two male penguins, named Roy and Silo, who adopted an abandoned egg at New York City's Central Park Zoo in the late 1990s.

The book, written by Peter Parnell and Justin Richardson, was moved from the children's section at two Rolling Hills' Consolidated Library's branches in Savannah and St. Joseph in northwest Missouri.

Two parents had expressed concerns about the book last month.
Barbara Read, the Rolling Hills' director, said experts report that adoptions aren't unusual in the penguin world. However, moving the book to the nonfiction section would decrease the chance that it would ``blindside'' readers, she said.

Now I know that most people would just ignore this as a non-issue but those people are ignoring the terrible impact that homosexual penguin propaganda has on the fabric of our society.

I mean first it is "gay penguins" and what next? Gay cowboys?

How long can we ignore the fact that those who promote unnatural faggy behavior in nature are telling our children information that may force them to wonder if their family pet is a "nancy-dog" or not.

I have seen animal perversion for myself. I once had a dog that was performing "auto fellatio" on himself every damn time I turned around! It was just gross! I was terribly offended, and just a little jealous.

But I digress.

I think we owe it to the little ones to keep all information that might enlighten them or question their parents prejudices out of their sticky little hands. We must allow parents to screw up their kids without any outside help.


  1. March of the Penquins won at the Oscars....the men came on carrying huge stuffed penquins...and it was pretty sweet...

  2. Anonymous10:43 AM

    Adopting an abandoned egg is a little different than the current HuffPost story "Where did you get them" about the gay guys who paid a surrogate to gestate eggs fertilized with (naturally) sperm from each of them and then turn the resulting daughters (after having them removed from her sliced open abdomen) over to said gay guys the very day of their birth.

    That is just so wrong on so many levels, forget the political correctness please. These girls will be raised in a miasma of second hand sodomy. Creepy.

  3. I don't know of anyone who's threatened by gay penguins.

  4. Unfortunately, Americans are always so afraid of lawsuits that idiot Puritan parents have SO much power! Only TWO parents complained, hardly a movement, and they acquiesced all the same...

    In places like Canada, which enforced $250K maxima on civil lawsuits, saw a very different public-private dynamic.


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