Cheney was shot in hunting accident in 1990's.

Years before Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a lawyer during a Texas quail hunt, Cheney himself was on the receiving end of an errant shotgun blast.

Carlsbad Mayor Bob Forrest said he doesn’t know for certain if he or his twin brother, Dick Forrest, fired the shot during the hunting trip in the late 1990s. It accidentally pelted Cheney, who was then chief executive at Halliburton Co.

So let me get this straight. Cheney is shot over fifteen years ago, and the slow moving son of a bitch is just now returning fire? And then he shoots the wrong guy?

(By the way I just love getting to return to the "Cheney shot some guy in the face" story!)