Hah! I knew it!

Texans have little dicks
• A recent study by Pfizer Incorporated notes that Texas’ average penis length is seven percent lower than in its neighboring states.

I am having a clairvoyant lollapalooza today. This is what I wrote in March of this year:

But back to my theory that Bush got shortchanged in the male equipment department, if you think about it it makes perfect sense. He feels emasculated because he has a puny penis. In order to feel manly he needs to blow shit up and send troops to impose his will on other people who scare him.

Look he married a soft spoken, naive young lady who he felt would not find him lacking. He then treid to earn his mothers love by doing big things to make up for the small thing which she cruelly pointed out to him when he was young. To prove to his mother that he was a real man he needed to outperform his dad in the place he felt his father had demonstrated his shortcomings, Iraq!

Oil is not the reason we are in Iraq! George Bush's tiny tallywhacker is! Did you ever stop and wonder why his second in command is a thick bald guy named Dick!

My crystal balls and I are going to get rich!

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