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Sorry guys, this one's just for the ladies. Little said she saw enough downtrodden women in one year at her club to know that they needed, well, something to brighten their days.

"I want this to be a place for women to feel good and sexy and have fun," Little said.

I can hardly wait until they add this class to the gym that I go to. I really thought this story just couldn't get any better and then I read this:

Little expects to appeal to women aged 30 to 55, but she plans to expand her clientele with an occasional "bring your daughter" day.

Finally! Mother's passing on skills that their daughters can actually use.

I am sorry. But it is called the Immoral Minority now isn't it? Loosen up.