Meet Philip Winikoff. The 76-year-old Florida man was arrested this morning and charged with sexual battery after he posed as a doctor and went door-to-door--black doctor's bag in hand--offering women free breast exams.Okay look at this guy! Would you let him touch your tits? How dumb are these women?
I don't know if I should be horrified at him or idolize him. What an incredible set of cajones he must have!
Of course in the interest of karma you know that he will undoubtedly be undergoing many, many amateur prostate exams in jail.
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Don't feed the trolls!
It just goes directly to their thighs.