What do you do if you're a self-proclaimed asexual and you fall in love with another asexual?
You cuddle and kiss and talk a lot. You go to dinner parties, bicker over movies, sleep in the same bed.
Maybe you even snuggle up and spoon, the two of you curled up in a cozy double-S.
But it does not occur to you to make the beast with two backs. Your sexual congress is permanently adjourned. You're in love, you're just not making any.
Look I try to have a live and let live attitude but this is just sick! What kind of sick twisted person would lie in bed just to cuddle? I mean if they weren’t married of course.
I say let’s bring back the old fashioned type of love making; BDSM, hot wax drippings, DP’s, sex swings, multiple partners, the use of sex toys, you know, the classics! I just can’t take these new fangled sexual perversions!
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Don't feed the trolls!
It just goes directly to their thighs.