No more buying dinners and sending flowers. You just spritz this on and the ladies will start tearing off their clothes. Hmmm.You know I kind of like the romantic stuff. I don't mind spending money on somebody as long as they aren't somebody who is just out for what she can get. I hate selfish women but adore the warmth and kindness of most women.
I will not resort to these cheap shortcuts. If I can't get her engine started myself then I am not interested in putting her through her paces. Call me old fashioned but I think I will stick to the old standards, alcohol and bad poetry.
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Don't feed the trolls!
It just goes directly to their thighs.