Friday, June 02, 2006

God tries to take out Pat Robertson, misses. I thought this dude was all powerful?

A Learjet owned by religious broadcaster Pat Robertson crashed in Long Island Sound while flying in heavy fog Friday, killing the two pilots and injuring three passengers, the Coast Guard said. Robertson was not aboard.

The rescued passengers were able to get out of the plane on their own and were taken to the hospital for minor injuries, state police spokesman Sgt. J. Paul Vance said.

The jet was believed to be headed to Connecticut for a charity golf tournament at the Foxwoods Resort Casino in nearby Mashantucket, authorities said. It went down a half-mile short of the runway at the Groton-New London Airport.

Dear Pat,

That was your one warning, there will not be another. Get your shit together or I will smite the holy hell right out of you!


Worshipping me daily


God

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