Monday, June 05, 2006

Man says "God will protect me if He exists". He then enters lions den where he is ripped to bloody shreds. Hmmm I wonder what this proves.

A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

Maybe the lions were atheists.

Maybe God was in the bathroom and did not get the message.

Does God use the bathroom?

Does God eat?

Do we know anything about God?

Don't you just love theological questions?

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