MIAMI Sources have confirmed to WFOR-TV in Miami that conservative talk show host has been detained at Palm Beach International Airport for the possible possession of illegal prescription drugs.Limbaugh was returning on a flight from the Dominican Republic when they found the drugs, among them Viagra.
This is what it happens when you live your life dispensing lies and hatefilled speech, your dick stops working!
I used to wonder why the Bush administration relaxed the advertising rules to allow all of those drug companies to bombard us with advertisements for drugs that most of us will never need. But it is clear now that he was just trying to help conservative Republicans get chemical help as their bodies turned on them for idealogical reasons. Our bodies are by nature a liberal entity.
I almost feel sorry for Rush "Limp"-baugh, now everybody knows that he something less then a real man. Who does he need the viagra for? Is he still banging Daryn Kagan? And why does he need viagra do to her? I would think she would need several sixpacks to get drunk enough to lie down with his corpulent, cigar stained, balding ass.
Oooh now I have a visual! Oh the humanity! It will take me all day to chase these evil images out of my brain! I hope I will be able to keep down my breakfast. Horrible!
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